WARNING! Adult content ahead!!!!!! if u are offended by sex products do not scroll down! This is a review of...
Don’t crucify me, peeps, but I’m starting to get burnt out on reviewing sex toys. I know, I know! Of...
Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day this year, but the...
If you didn’t get the chance to visit my site yesterday, this is what it looked like. With a .GIF,...
I am seeking a conscientious, sex-positive individual to fill the role of Dildo Butler. This is a highly unique live-out...
Greetings, readers. This isss Boris speaking. I am the wrinkly grey cat from Instagrams, you know me. Hallo. Today is very...
Look, I had to top last year’s April Fool’s joke. And although perhaps you were less shocked this time, I...
I cannot explain how excited I am right now, peeps. To finally be able to reveal a project Lorax Of...
Traditional mad libs are not nearly filthy enough for me. That’s why I created Piph Libs™. It’s the latest party...
Feels like I’ve been waiting forever to tell you this and I’m nearly bursting at the seams. So I’m just...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
April Fool’s Day has whizzed past us, and sadly for you, I have now wrestled back control of this blog and...
The 1st thing I noticed about the Cherry-Scented Vibro Dong was his alluring scent. OMG, it reminded me of cherry...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
Being a niche blog, and one dedicated to something that a percentage of inhabitants of earth refuse to even talk...
