It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options... Read More
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand... Read More
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s... Read More
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble... Read More
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of... Read More
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the... Read More
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or... Read More
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a... Read More
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a... Read More
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,... Read More
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want... Read More
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an... Read More
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols... Read More
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These... Read More
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par... Read More
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s... Read More