Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the... Keep Reading
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist... Keep Reading
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,... Keep Reading
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged... Keep Reading
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s... Keep Reading
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options... Keep Reading
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a... Keep Reading
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand... Keep Reading
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,... Keep Reading
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s... Keep Reading
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want... Keep Reading
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble... Keep Reading
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an... Keep Reading
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of... Keep Reading
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols... Keep Reading
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the... Keep Reading
