The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
Recently, I’ve been caught up in a passionate love and squirting affair with Ella, LELO’s pure silicone double-ended dildo with...
The Evolved Lucky 11 is part of Evolved’s “Roulette” line. As such, it has a wheel embedded in its base...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
I used to hold to the unfounded belief that making any material vibrate would be an accomplishment. Trying the Don Wands...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
A while back, I wrote up a post entitled “Cal Exotic inches toward integrity,” which detailed the new and hilariously...
