I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
I’ve been curious for a while now about the Xtreme Kit. I am unabashed in my creepy allegiance to the...
My standards for the Toyfriends were laughably low. I reviewed their predecessors, the Ticklers, and was astonished by with their...
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a...
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die...
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I arrived back home and couldn’t shake my bad...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is...
It seems that making miniature Hitachi knock-offs is in style. I’ve already found my mini Hitachi knock-off lover — the...