The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first.... Keep Reading
Anyway How’s Your Sex Life?
Tracking my sexual triumphs and tribulations, genital response and tastes. Musings, mostly, with a few pivotal sex toy reviews thrown in.
For details on specific masturbation experiences, flip through my Jack-off Journal.
The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t... Keep Reading
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common... Keep Reading
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since... Keep Reading
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions... Keep Reading
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept... Keep Reading
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,... Keep Reading
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,... Keep Reading
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS... Keep Reading
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,... Keep Reading
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,... Keep Reading
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound... Keep Reading
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very... Keep Reading
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”... Keep Reading
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized... Keep Reading
The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a... Keep Reading
