Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
Anyway How’s Your Sex Life?
Tracking my sexual triumphs and tribulations, genital response and tastes. Musings, mostly, with a few pivotal sex toy reviews thrown in.
For details on specific masturbation experiences, flip through my Jack-off Journal.
We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
Last night, I squirted for the third time in my life. It was ridiculously easy to get there, knowing exactly...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized...
