The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t...
Anyway How’s Your Sex Life?
Tracking my sexual triumphs and tribulations, genital response and tastes. Musings, mostly, with a few pivotal sex toy reviews thrown in.
For details on specific masturbation experiences, flip through my Jack-off Journal.
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...