The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a...
Anyway How’s Your Sex Life?
Tracking my sexual triumphs and tribulations, genital response and tastes. Musings, mostly, with a few pivotal sex toy reviews thrown in.
For details on specific masturbation experiences, flip through my Jack-off Journal.
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
...not uncomfortable and didn’t immediately want me to stop. When I eventually took my finger out of his ass, I felt far more optimistic than I ever have. As a finale, he fucked me with Mr. Man while I held the Hitachi on my clit. And yeah, I was happy....
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized...
We set up the Liberator Ramp and Wedge on the bed, then draped the Throw over it. It was a...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
