GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. This is it: my annual list of the best sex toy deals for Black Friday and Cyber Monday! If you’ve been waiting to buy the vibrator, dildo, or butt plug of your dreams, I suggest getting it now. Discounts like these don’t happen on such a grand, sweeping scale at any other time of the year. Best of all? You can stay in your pajamas! In fact, I ENCOURAGE IT!
To keep you abreast, I even have a detailed list of the lowest prices on my all-time favorite toys.
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SheVibe — up to 25% off everything
Peepshow Toys — up to 55% off my faves + 20% off everything
Fun Factory — 20-25% off
Liberator — 30% off everything + 40% off LELO + 50% off Tantus + free gifts
Lovehoney (international) — up to 70% off, with 15% off on top of sale prices
Spectrum Boutique — up to 40% off top brands
Womanizer + We-Vibe — up to 50% off + free high-end toy
Tantus — 50% off Tantus toys
Lovense — up to 60% off
LELO — up to 60% off
Crystal Delights — 25% off everything + free gift
Sliquid — 35% off everything
Doxy — 30% off everything
Crash Pad + PinkLabel.tv — 15% off memberships
AdultTime — $9/month memberships
The best deals on my all-time faves!
Want to score the best prices on my all-time favorite toys? Here, the results of my freakishly detailed spreadsheet.
BMS Pillow Talk Sassy
If I had to recommend just one vibrator, it’d be this puppy.
The Sassy is a diamond in the rough. It’s one of those rare vibrators I can recommend to almost anybody — which, as a sex toy reviewer, is basically the holy grail. We all deserve a vibrator of this caliber: rechargeable, versatile, highly adjustable, and super rumbly. It makes me wonder aloud, “how are you so good?” (Read my review.)
Magic Wand Rechargeable
A cordless version of the legendary powerhouse — my favorite quick orgasm tool.
The Magic Wand Rechargeable is the most-used vibrator I own, and one that serves a vital purpose: guaranteed, extremely low-effort orgasms. It envelopes my vulva with powerful vibrations, whether I’m wearing pants or not. OH, AND IT LASTS 4.5 HOURS ON A CHARGE. (Read my review and my follow-up.)
njoy Pure Wand
A life-changing G-spotting dildo that makes me gush like a geyser.
Two spheres of extreme G-spot stimulation. One and a half pounds. The sex toy, the legend. This parenthesis-shaped stainless steel dildo altered my perception of sexual pleasure forever. I’ve still yet to find another toy that makes me squirt as effortlessly and intensely. (Read my review.)
Fun Factory Volta
A powerful, dual-tipped vibe that always satisfies.
I often crave the Volta specifically. It hits the spot in a way other toys don’t, with a robust motor and tantalizing sensations that vary depending on how the toy is held. Adaptable to a variety of genitals, this is the epitome of a versatile vibrator. It’s the best external vibe Fun Factory’s ever made. (Read my review and my follow-up.)
Je Joue Mimi + Bullets
A powerful, pebble-shaped mini vibe + cute bullets with nice vibrations.
Je Joue sure knows how to build a vibrator. The versatile Mimi is an exceptionally powerful external vibe, besting many bullets in the category, and its purr is undeniably satisfying. The Bullets, available in a few styles now, deliver Je Joue’s signature fluttery vibrations in whichever shape most appeals to you. (Read my review of the Mimi and my review of the Bullets.)
njoy Pure Plugs
Butt plug perfection. And I don’t use that word lightly.
The Pure Plugs are flawless. They’re the best butt plugs I’ve ever tried. Stainless steel is a beautiful anal toy material, adding a sensation of weightiness that really enhances the pleasure. Secure as fuck, easy to remove, and available in 3 sizes. Put one in your ass, be astounded, THE END. (Read my review.)
Fun Factory Stronics
Self-thrusting toys that pummel my G-spot with very little effort.
The word “revolutionary” gets thrown around a lot in this industry, but Fun Factory’s Stronic line actually earned it. These near-silent toys stroke my G-spot like robotic lovers. And I barely have to do anything! So lazy. So good. I feel blessed to have experienced this technology in my lifetime. (Read my review.)
Magic Wand Mini
A portable version of the legend, and boy do I want to take it everywhere.
The Magic Wand Mini stole my heart pretty much immediately. It’s significantly smaller than the Magic Wand Rechargeable, but not too small to skimp on power. Plus, it doesn’t vibrate my hand, and it lasts decades (3.5 hours) on a charge. I reach for it a lot.
We-Vibe Rave 2
An incredible G-spotter, clitoral vibe, and long-distance toy — all in one.
It was love the moment I touched the Rave to my clit. This new second generation version ups the ante in all the best ways, adding significantly more rumbly power in addition to a softer silicone exterior and revamped controls. It has a phone app for long-distance play, but what really takes this toy to superstar level is its curved, asymmetrical shaft. It makes my G-spot sing. (Read my review.)
Uberrime Splendid
A perfectly-proportioned soft dildo. No notes.
Oh my, this is a damn good dildo. The Splendid’s shape gives me everything my vagina needs with its sleek curve, bulbous head, and perfect length and girth. It’s so well-designed I had a special edition version made in my blog color! (Read my review.)
We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X
The epitome of “small yet mighty.”
When it comes to petite clitoral vibes, We-Vibe has long been a frontrunner. With amazing motors and a host of upscale features, the Touch X and Tango X are some of the finest bullet vibes money can buy. Both are small enough to nestle in the palm and impressively powerful, with deliciously rumbly vibrations. Especially the Tango, d-d-dang. (Read my review.)
WOW Tech / We-Vibe Romp Hype
An astonishingly affordable, rumbly vibrator with extra reach.
Don’t be fooled by the Hype’s basic appearance. This vibrator is LEGIT. Rumbly, shockingly powerful, and absurdly inexpensive. I love it for external stimulation — the elongated shape helps me access my clit without reaching, and the firmness requires no extra pressure. Oh yeah, and it lasts 2.5 frickin’ hours on a charge! (Read my review.)
Liberator Wedge + Throw
Upgrade your sex life with a supportive pillow and waterproof blanket.
Sex positions are infinitely better — and oh my god, easier — with the Wedge. With a core made of furniture-grade foam, it’s far more supportive and stable than a pile of pillows. The Throw, a magical waterproof blanket, is another staple. It’ll catch any liquid I throw (or squirt) at it. (Read my review.)
BMS Pillow Talk Racy
A wee little toy that kinda rules.
Like its larger counterpart, Sassy, the bullet-sized Racy rises above the competition for a few reasons: its accessible price, its nice vibrations, and its continuum of vibration intensities. Imagine not being confined to 3-5 settings! Other toys are flashier, but the Racy gets the job done well at an unbeatable price.
LELO Mona 2
Versatile as fuck, with a shape that fits between the labia like a dream.
Here’s a long-time favorite of mine that is only worth buying during Black Friday when it doesn’t cost a fortune. The well-rounded Mona 2 feels awesome both internally and externally. Its wide range of vibration intensities suit my genitals’ any mood, and it holds a charge extremely well. (Read my review.)
PalmPower Extreme
An adjustable, super-powered wand to finish you off ASAP.
Speaking of adjustable vibrations, here’s a WAND that has them! The PalmPower Extreme is ergonomically angled, lasts 2.4 hours on a charge, and brings the vibrations in a big way. It’s not quite Magic Wand Rechargeable intensity, but close, and the motor is satisfyingly rumbly. (Read my review.)
SheVibe — up to 25% off everything
BEST FOR: one-stop shopping, especially for stuff like the Magic Wand Rechargeable and much-loved brands such as Vixen, Uberrime, NY Toy Collective, Chakrubs, Crystal Delights, Pris Toys, SelfDelve, and Hole Punch.
SheVibe is my favorite online shop EVER. Ever ever ever. Not only is it run by amazing, supportive people, their selection is also super comprehensive and virtually unparalleled. It’s a one-stop-shopping locale for sure. Get 15% off sitewide with no minimum, or enjoy bigger savings if you buy more:
- 15% off sitewide (no minimum) with code QUEEN
- 20% off orders $125+ and free US shipping with code QUEEN
- 25% off orders $350+ and free US shipping with code QUEEN
As you can see, it’s best to spend over $125 to get the higher discount, so now’s the time to pick up a spendy but glorious toy such as the Magic Wand Rechargeable, Fun Factory Stronic, or Doxy Wand. If you get just a couple of my favorite things, you’ll probably enter the $125+ threshold. Like the Pure Wand + Throw for squirting magic, or Joque harness + Splendid for epic strap-on play!
SheVibe has a very wide selection of Vixen, Liberator, NY Toy Collective, and Uberrime. They also stock less common brands such as Chakrubs, Pris Toys, SelfDelve, Hole Punch, Deep Fantasies, Fuze, and Uncover Creations. Browse away!
Peepshow Toys — up to 55% off my faves + 20% off everything
BEST FOR: anyone wanting a sweeping discount, honestly. Nearly the best prices anywhere on many toys, including the Pure Wand, Sassy, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Mini, Tango X and Touch X, and much more.
I went balls to the wall again with Peepshow Toys: we set up Epiphora-exclusive deals on a bunch of my favorites! The discounts are staggering — up to 55% off, making these prices so good that few shops on this page can match them.
The cherry on top: there are storewide savings too! Get 20% off your entire purchase (or 25% off if you spend $325+) through Sunday 12/8 EST, no code needed. This sale ensures you a sweet deal on the Magic Wand Rechargeable ($104) and Magic Wand Mini ($61).
Check the blowout deals for deeper discounts and browse my favorites page for ideas. Here are my exclusive deals:
- Piph’s Uberrime Uno: $49 — savings of $21
- Piph’s Uberrime Splendid Piph: $68 — savings of $41
- njoy Pure Wand: $88 — savings of $32
- njoy Pure Plugs: $45-60 — savings of $15-20
- BMS Pillow Talk Sassy: $36 — savings of $33
- Satisfyer Pro 2: $50 — savings of $20
- We-Vibe Tango X and Touch X: $54 and $71 — savings of $25 and $28
- BMS Pillow Talk Racy: $35 — savings of $15
- PalmPower Extreme: $69 — savings of $36
- Bundle: njoy Pure Wand + Womanizer Classic 2: $175 — savings of $75
- Bundle: njoy Pure Wand + We-Vibe Tango X: $170 — savings of $29
- Bundle: We-Vibe Touch X + BMS Pillow Talk Sassy: $107 — savings of $61
- Bundle: We-Vibe Touch X + BMS Pillow Talk Racy: $100 — savings of $44
Hop on this, yo. It’s good shit. Through Sunday 12/8 EST or while supplies last.
Fun Factory
I’m afraid I have incredibly depressing news this year. My favorite sex toy company, Fun Factory, was purchased by Satisfyer, who promptly closed Fun Factory’s longstanding affiliate program, cutting off a significant source of income for me (and other bloggers). I don’t want to fear monger, because I don’t know for sure, but considering Fun Factory’s site is suddenly “under reconstruction,” I’m not hopeful they will continue the product line as it exists today. So if you’re interested in a Fun Factory toy (and you should be — they’re fantastic), please shop with SheVibe or Spectrum Boutique.
It’s so easy to recommend Fun Factory toys. I’m forever obsessed with the Volta (SV, Spectrum), which is easily my favorite vibrator Fun Factory makes. The self-thrusting Stronic toys (SV, Spectrum) stroke my G-spot with incredible ease, and you know I am ALL ABOUT that life. The Bootie (SV, Spectrum) is my top silicone butt plug, I enjoy the odd sensations of the Bouncer (SV), and the Tiger (SV, Spectrum) and Big Boss (SV, Spectrum) are impressively powerful vibrators for your money.
Liberator — 30% off everything + 40% off LELO + 50% off Tantus + free gifts
BEST FOR: positioning pillows, sex blankets, and free gifts, oh my!
Get 30% off sitewide at Liberator with code PASSION, plus 40% off LELO, 50% off Tantus, and free gifts and free shipping in the contiguous U.S. with orders over $75.
Liberator makes the lifesaving Fascinator Throw (also available in a mini size), an ingenious waterproof blanket. Squirters rejoice! If you need to prop yourself up better, during sex or (let’s be honest) otherwise, Liberator’s supportive and comfy positioning pillows are amazing; my favorite is the Wedge. Scoop up these sex enhancers at great prices!
Liberator sells a bunch of sex toys too, so BEHOLD these prices:
- njoy Pure Wand: $84
- Magic Wand Rechargeable: $119
- Magic Wand Mini: $70
- We-Vibe Tango X and Touch X: $56 and $69
INTERNATIONAL
Lovehoney (worldwide) — up to 70% off
BEST FOR: amazing prices on We-Vibe and Womanizer, plus dirt cheap toybox staples.
Popular worldwide sex toy shop Lovehoney is giving my peeps an additional 15% off their sale, which features products up to 70% off, through 1/12. Visit my landing page to receive the additional 15% off, or use code EPIPHORA15.
The best sale items are from We-Vibe, Womanizer, and Lovehoney. Thanks to this discount stacking, you can score the Tango X for $54 and the Touch X for $67. The Womanizer Pro40, a solid and well-designed air flow toy, is just $68. Plus, many of Lovehoney’s already-affordable products are now shockingly cheap — round out your toybox with these rad kegel balls ($15), a cute silicone dildo ($23), and a glass dildo set ($31 for TWO DILDOS!).
- Lovehoney US: additional 15% off (code EPIPHORA15) / sale items
- Lovehoney Canada: additional 15% off / sale items
- Lovehoney UK: additional 15% off / sale items
- Lovehoney EU: additional 15% off / sale items
- Lovehoney Australia: additional 15% off / sale items
- Lovehoney New Zealand: additional 15% off / sale items
By the way: We-Vibe and Womanizer also ship to the US, Canada, UK, and Europe, and they have a free toy offer that’s pretty amazing!
Spectrum Boutique — up to 60% off top brands
BEST FOR: anything you desire from top brands.
Spectrum Boutique is a rad sex shop dedicated to body-safe toys and radical inclusion. Their curated selection is extremely on point, and for Black Friday, they’re slashing prices on a bazillion popular brands, with savings of up to 60% off. Another reason to shop with Spectrum? Their loyalty program awards you points for every dollar spent.
Here are the notable brands on sale. Visit their sale page for all the included items (click “filters” to filter by brand), or check out their FAQ for specific details.
- 25% off Magic Wand (thru 12/2 with code ITSMAGIC)
- 30% off Je Joue (thru 12/2)
- 20% off Fun Factory (thru 12/8), We-Vibe and Womanizer (thru 12/24), LELO (thru 12/8)
- 25% off Liberator (thru 12/2) and Le Wand (thru 12/6)
- Up to 60% off Dame (thru 12/2)
- 15-40% off Tenga (thru 12/2)
Womanizer + We-Vibe — up to 50% off + free high-end toy!
BEST FOR: a rad deal on Womanizer and We-Vibe toys. I mean, that’s obvious. But these companies make excellent stuff.
Been wanting something from Womanizer or We-Vibe? Shopping directly with them snags you up to 50% off their toys, with an incredible free gift:
- Spend over $200 at Womanizer or We-Vibe and receive a FREE high-end We-Vibe or Womanizer toy (you can choose which one by visiting your cart — right now there are toys worth over $100!)
Plus, get an extra 10% off with code TAKE10. Because these companies are one in the same, you can purchase both product lines on either site, and they ship to the US, Canada, UK, and Europe. Hooray!
When it comes to Womanizer products, the Pro40 is my top pick because it strikes the best balance between size, shape, and price, and it’s only $67 in this sale! But if you want the fanciest, the Classic 2 and Premium 2 boast luxury features and optimized air flow stimulation.
As for We-Vibe, the Tango X and Touch X are some of the rumbliest mini vibes out there, and the Rave 2 is a wonderfully versatile G-spottin’ toy with long-distance functionality. I’m also a fan of the Pivot cock ring and ergonomic rabbit vibe Nova 2.
Tantus — 50% off Tantus toys
BEST FOR: really cheap silicone dildos and butt plugs, such as the Magma ($26!), Acute ($21!), and Ryder ($19!).
Silicone wonders can be yours with 50% off all Tantus toys, through Sunday 12/1, with code SBW50.1 It’s the perfect time to stock up on quality dildos and plugs that’ll last you a lifetime!
Tantus makes many things I love. My favorite anal toys are the Ryder, Neo, and Juice (all less than $19) and the Ripple Small ($16) is a lovely intro to anal beads. Some excellent Tantus dildos that have received my stamp of approval: Magma, Cush O2, Echo, Goddess, Acute, and Sport. The Super Soft C Ring is also rad.
Lovense — up to 60% off
BEST FOR: high-tech sexual exploration.
Lovense are the kings of the interactive sex toy game. Their toys have long been favorites for cam models, as they’re fully integrated with camming platforms and can react to tips. Lovense’s toys are getting even more high-tech now. I haven’t tried all the fancy features, but I can vouch for the solid motors in the Ambi and Exomoon, and the Osci 2 is a fun foray into internal stimulation.
Through Tuesday 12/3, get up to 60% off select products, or 55% off if you buy at least 2 toys.
LELO — up to 60% off
BEST FOR: the lowest prices on LELO toys, especially the widely-loved Mona 2.
LELO’s offering varying discounts on many of their toys for Black Friday, up to 60% off. I wouldn’t recommend most of their toys these days, with one notable exception: the Mona 2. The Mona 2 is a timeless classic with an extremely versatile shape, infinitely adjustable vibrations, and a battery that never seems to die.
Crystal Delights — 25% off everything + free gift
BEST FOR: gorgeous glass dildos and anal toys — plus a free gift!
An incredible deal from my very favorite glassmakers! Use code 25BFCM24 to get 25% off everything at Crystal Delights, plus a free gift with orders over $100, through Monday 12/2. How can you resist such a thing?! Answer: you can’t, and shouldn’t!
Everything Crystal Delights creates is a work of art, but how the toys feel is even better. They make both of my all-time favorite glass dildos, the beautimous Crystal Twist and bumpy Star Delight, as well as gorgeous butt plugs, some with fluffy animal tails, others with fantastically-colored tails. Their Funfetti Plug is a rainbow kaleidoscope of joy, the Sparkle Plug glimmers for miles, and the Galaxy Plug dazzles with intergalactic charm.
Sliquid — ~35% off everything
BEST FOR: stocking up on super discounted lube and body products!
Sliquid is my favorite lube ever. Stock up on lube — and other body products — with their sale! Through Monday 12/2, get an amazing ~35% off at Sliquid with code EPIPHORA10. (Their sale is 25% off storewide, then my code takes off an additional 10%.) That means 2 oz bottles of my water-based faves H2O and Sassy are only $7!
I love Sliquid because they make products with ingredients you can trust, including tons of lube — water-based, oil-based, silicone-based, hybrid, and flavored — as well as body products such as massage oil, bubble bath, intimate wash, shaving cream, and toy cleaner.
Doxy — 30% off everything
BEST FOR: industrial-grade wand vibrators, with fancy customization options.
Doxy is a brand that stays in its lane: producing the most heavy-duty, powerful wands to ever exist. They aren’t cheap, though, so this 30% off sale makes a big difference. Buying directly from Doxy gives you the opportunity to customize your toy, from body design to head color. Use code DOXYVIP through Tuesday 12/3 to get 30% off!
Porn, porn, porn!
BEST FOR: horn dogs with good taste!
Get 15% off any subscription to queer porn site CrashPadSeries.com with code PIPHBF! Arguably one of the greatest queer porn sites on the internet, Crash Pad documents hotties of all flavors sexing it up in beautifully-shot harmony. With over 400 episodes to peruse, Crash Pad is a one-of-a-kind membership site that will affirm your identity AND make you wanna masturbate.
If you’re looking for a smorgasbord of indie, feminist, and queer porn, join PinkLabel.tv and get 15% off your membership there with code PIPHBF. It’s like the Netflix of indie porn, featuring 2,500 videos from independent adult filmmakers around the world for you to stream whenever you want!
Round out your porn bank by subscribing to AdultTime, which is as low as $8.95/month in their Black Friday sale! This mega site, which I’ve been subscribed to for years, grants you access to over 300 channels, 55,000 scenes, and 8 releases per day. Notable directors include Sinn Sage, Bree Mills (Girlsway, Pure Taboo, Transfixed, Shape of Beauty, True Lesbian), Joanna Angel (Burning Angel, Lady Gonzo), and even classic Tristan Taormino (Chemistry, Rough Sex, Expert Guide).
