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Exhaustive list of my 700+ sex toy collection, including vibrators, dildos, anal toys, and more, with links to corresponding reviews! If you’re not looking for a specific toy, check out my sex toy tags, where you can narrow the field by type of toy, material, brand, and feature.

Wondering where I store my enormous collection? Read about my majestic sex toy closet.

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= something I hate
= currently working on a review

Jump to: Vibrators | Dildos | Butt / Anal Toys | Kegel Balls | Cock Rings | Penis Toys | Porn
Lubes, etc | Storage | Positioning, etc. | Harnesses | BDSM / Kink | Books | Menstrual, etc | Other

Vibrators

Dildos

Butt / Anal Toys

Kegel Balls

Cock Rings

Penis Toys

Porn

Lubes, etc.

Storage

• UVee Home Play
• UVee Go Play
• A closet
• Pleasure Purse
• Plastic drawers
• Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toybox
• For Your Nymphomation Big Foot
• For Your Nymphomation Adult Toybox

Positioning, etc.

• Better Than Your Sextowel Sexpad
• Liberator Décor Fascinator Throe
• Liberator Décor Wedge
• Liberator Scoop/Wedge
• Liberator Fascinator Shag Throe
• Liberator Fascinator Microfiber Throe
• Liberator Ramp/Wedge
• Sportsheets Ride the Vibe Vibrating Sex Belt

Harnesses

• Tantus Silicone O-Ring Set
• Aslan Leather Jaguar harness
• Spareparts Hardwear La Palma
• Spareparts Hardwear Joque
• Sportsheets Velvet Harness
• Sportsheets Bare as You Dare harness

BDSM / Kink

• Chicago Toolworks Flogger
• Twisted Monk Curiosity Candles
• Neon Wand + Power Tripper
• Tantus Plunge Paddle
• Twisted Monk hemp rope
• LELO Adore Me Pleasure Set
• Ruff Doggie Styles Fluffy Flogger
• Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System

Books

• Vibrator Nation: How Feminist Sex-Toy Stores Changed the Business of Pleasure
• Objects of Desire
• Sex Hacks: Over 100 Tricks, Shortcuts, and Secrets to Set Your Sex Life on Fire
• Best Sex Writing of the Year, Volume 1
• Coming Out Like a Porn Star
• Come As You Are: The Surprising New Science that Will Transform Your Sex Life by Emily Nagoski
• The Feminist Porn Book
• The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation by Tristan Taormino
• The Big Book of Sex Toys by Tristan Taormino

Menstrual, etc.

• Fun Factory Fun Cups
• Diva Cup
• SckoonCup
• Intimina Lily Cup
• Intimina Lily Cup Compact
• pStyle STP (stand-to-pee)

Other

• Uberrime Dragon Claw
• Warm sex toy warming pouch
• Tantus Rumble Convertible Head
• Tantus Rumble Dorado Head
• Tantus Rumble Spoon Head
• simplehuman Sensor Pump automatic lube dispenser
• Bubble Love
• Wand Essentials Nuzzle Tip Hitachi attachment
• Size Matters Clit Pump
• Downunder Toys Massage Cap
• Downunder Toys Diffuser Dome
• Wand Essentials Bliss Tips Hitachi attachment
• Wand Essentials Hammerhead Hitachi attachment
• Vice Merchants Poppy Playground erotic sheets
• Wand Essentials Flutter Hitachi attachment
• Vixen Creations Off With Your Head Hitachi attachment
• Pop Tops Deluxe G-Spotter Hitachi attachment
• Booty Parlor Turn Me On Vibrating Panties
• California Exotic Astrea I vibrating brief
• California Exotic Bare with Me game
• California Exotic Impulse Butterfly strap-on
• California Exotic Erotique gloves