I own over 900 sex toys. Obviously, I had to catalog every single one.

Exhaustive list of my 900+ sex toy collection, including vibrators, dildos, anal toys, and more, with links to corresponding reviews! If you’re not looking for a specific toy, check out my sex toy reviews category.

= I love it!
= I hate it.

Jump to: Vibrators / Air Flow, Thrusters & Movement / Dildos / Anal Toys / Kegel Stuff / Penis Toys  / Lube, etc / Storage / Positioning, etc / Harnesses / BDSM & Kink / Other / Books / Porn / Menstrual, etc


Air Flow, Thrusters & Movement

Suction toys, oral sex simulators, thrusters, “thumping” toys, and other weirdness.


Anal Toys

Kegel Stuff

Penis Toys

Cock rings and strokers, oh my!

Lube, etc

Lubricants, stimulating oils and creams, and even LUBE DISPENSERS!


Positioning, etc



Wand attachments, humping toys, clit pumps, vibrating underwear, and other uncategorizable stuff.

BDSM & Kink

Why isn’t there more here? That’d be because I’m not terribly kinky! Sorry, universe!



Ah yes, I remember a time when porn came on this thing called a “DVD”…

Menstrual, etc