Lookin’ to browse my archives in a snap? You’ve come to the right place! Pour yourself some coffee and peruse my blog by category, page, or tag. In particular, I recommend the ridiculous tags I can’t possibly categorize; they’re always the most fun.
Categories
- Sex Toy Reviews (374)
- Vibrators (149)
- Dildos (89)
- Hi, I love you (80)
- Slush pile (62)
- Porn (48)
- Air Flow, Thrusters & Movement (27)
- Anal Toys (24)
- Penis Toys (15)
- Lube etc. (13)
- Kegel Exercisers (13)
- Guest Reviews (12)
- Positioning etc. (5)
- Books (4)
- Storage (4)
- Pop Shots (4)
- BDSM (3)
- Harnesses (3)
- Banter (174)
- True Life: I'm A Sex Toy Reviewer (52)
- Whine Time (28)
- "The Industry" (27)
- Adventures in Squirting (26)
- Anyway How's Your Sex Life? (26)
- Blogger Lyfe (26)
- Sunshine & Rainbows (19)
- Toybox Reports (19)
- Disingenuous Assholes (18)
- Shenanigans (17)
- Break Out the Tissues (14)
- Dirty Videos (14)
- Don't Trust the Headlines (12)
- Feminism's Not a Dirty Word (11)
- Making Progress (6)
- Features (123)
- Sex Toy News (44)
- Hell Yes / Um, No (41)
- Jack-off Journal (27)
- Interviews (10)
- Movie Night (6)
- Greatest Hits (100)
- Giveaways (82)
- Announcements (41)
- Guides (38)
- April Fool's! (22)
- Sound Off! (8)
Pages
Sex toy features
- Rechargeable
- Battery-operated
- AC power
- USB
- Corded
- Remote-controlled
- Two motors
- Unique stimulation
- Movement
- Toys with attachments
- Electrostim
- Inflatable
- Bendable
- Heated
- Sound responsive
- App-responsive
- “For couples”
- “Hands-free”
- Lasers…
- Crowdfunded
- Limited edition
- Upgraded model
- Disposable
- Stuff that’s been discontinued
- aaaand it’s dead
- all women are the same, right?
- am I being punked?
- bless my partners
- blood spatter
- buried vibration syndrome
- buzzy as fuck
- celebrity-endorsed
- dial back that marketing plz
- did humans even test this?
- dildo blowjobs
- dumb gimmicks
- false advertising
- glitches that ruin everything
- grinding
- G-spot god
- I am covered in lube
- it has a face
- lazy masturbation
- lube eater
- my cervix is displeased
- my vagina has failed me
- not for the faint of clit
- not for the faint of vagina
- OKAY NOBODY MOVE
- orgasm ruiner
- powerful beast
- racist
- ~revolutionary!!!~
- ridiculous charging times
- risking my life
- rumbly as fuck
- snark level: high
- so loud it will scare your cats
- stupidly starts on the highest setting
- tales from the sex party
- that’s not where my clit is
- the dreaded seam
- trans
- ugh it’s just a rod
- unnecessarily trademarked “technology”
- vag gunk collector
- vulva hog
- weak AF
- worth every damn penny
- antidepressants
- audio
- birth control
- blogging
- blogiversary
- can’t believe I’m tagging this “pandemic”
- cats
- classes
- coming out
- conferences
- #dildoholiday
- friendship
- gay
- I’m a foodie
- legal issues
- Mama Piph
- mansplaining
- milestones
- non-monogamy
- politics
- press
- queer
- sex bloggers
- sex negativity
- sex shops
- sex toy history
- sex toy reviewing
- sexism
- social media
- squirting
- the media
- the menz
- video
- weed
Sex toy brands and manufacturers
- Adam & Eve
- Adrien Lastic
- Aneros
- Astroglide
- Bad Dragon
- Bedroom Kandi
- Big Teaze Toys
- Blush Novelties
- BMS Factory
- Booty Parlor
- BS Atelier
- Bswish
- California Exotic Novelties
- Chakrubs
- Clandestine Devices
- Clone-a-Willy
- Crave
- Crystal Delights
- Dame Products
- Doc Johnson
- Don Wands
- Dorr
- Downunder Toys
- Doxy
- Dream Toys
- Durex
- Emojibator
- Eroscillator
- Evolved Novelties
- Fleshlight
- Form Function LLC
- For Your Nymphomation
- Fucking Sculptures
- Funkit Toys
- Fun Toys
- Fun Factory
- Fuze
- Godemiche
- Golden Triangle
- G-Spot Lollipop
- Hole Punch Toys
- Hot Octopuss
- Intimate Organics
- Je Joue
- Jimmyjane
- Jollies / LuzArte
- Jopen
- Joyful Pleasure
- Kama Sutra
- Lady Calston
- Laid
- L’Amourose
- Leaf
- LELO / Insignia
- Liberator
- Lifestyles
- Love Style Glass
- Lovehoney
- Luxotiq
- Marc Dorcel
- Merci
- Minna
- Morriskim
- Nasstoys
- Natural Contours
- New York Toy Collective
- Nexus
- njoy
- NobEssence
- Nomi Tang
- NS Novelties
- OhMiBod / Lovelife
- Ophoria
- OVO
- Oxyd Creations
- Papaya Toys
- Penetralia
- Phallix
- PicoBong
- Pipedream
- Pleasure Works
- Portland Toy Company
- Pris Toys
- Revel Body
- Rianne S.
- Rocks Off
- RubyGlass21
- Satisfyer
- Screaming O
- SenseMax
- Shiri Zinn
- Shots Toys
- Shunga
- Sinclair Institute
- Sliquid
- Spareparts Hardwear
- Sportsheets
- Standard Glass
- Svakom
- Tantus
- Tenga / Iroha
- Tickler
- Topco
- Trojan
- Tunti Enterprises
- Uberrime
- Vamp
- Vibratex
- Vixen Creations
- Wet for Her
- We-Vibe
- Whipspider Rubberworks
- Womanizer
- Xtassie
- Zalo
- Zumio
People and companies — mostly porn performers and studios
- AbbyWinters
- Adrianna Nicole
- Aiden Starr
- April Flores
- Babeland
- Bel Ami
- Belladonna
- Betty Dodson
- Billy Castro
- Bobbi Starr
- Bree Mills
- Bright Desire
- Burning Angel
- Calvin Banks
- Carlos Batts
- Chelsea Poe
- Chi Chi LaRue
- Christian
- CockyBoys
- Courtney Trouble
- Crash Pad Series
- Danny Wylde
- Derrick Pierce
- Dr. Laura Berman
- Dylan Ryan
- Eon McKai
- Erica McLean
- Erika Lust
- Evan Stone
- Good Vibrations
- Jack Lawrence
- Jada Fire
- James Darling
- James Deen (fuck him to the ends of the earth)
- Jiz Lee
- Katie St. Ives
- Kimberly Kane
- Kurt Lockwood
- Lexi Belle
- Lily LaBeau
- Lorelei Lee
- Lucie Blush
- Madison Young
- Mickey Mod
- Mr. Marcus
- Nina Hartley
- Penny Flame
- Pink & White
- Roxy Deville
- Sasha Grey
- Sean Michaels
- She Bop
- Shine Louise Houston
- Sinn Sage
- Skin Diamond
- Steven St. Croix
- Stoya
- Sunny Lane
- Syd Blakovich
- Tori Black
- Tristan Taormino
- Vivid
- Wolf Hudson
