Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva,...
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have...
...purposes) is now called a “recreational orgasm.” May 13, 2016 It was hot so I took off my shirt, which is not a thing I ever do when I masturbate. Mostly I compared stuff: Rave vs. Touch, Rave vs. Prism V, Rave. vs Mona… my notes got messy and I became discombobulated. Which one is...
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...
If you ever need proof of what a little shit I was as a teenager, look no further than the...
May 17th, 2013 The boyfriend went to the convenience store for beer, and Survivor was downloading at a snails’ pace, so...
January 24th, 2013 I was really excited to watch the latest video from Wolf Hudson’s website, as it starred Kimberly...
Wedged between my consumption of Fast Food Nation and We Need to Talk About Kevin, I inhaled The Feminist Porn Book. I...
How often do you masturbate? You have quite a collection of toys; do you end up using most of them?...
July 27th, 2012 Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There...
Do you know how many years it’s been since Bend Over Boyfriend? I hate to break it to you (and...
Wolf Hudson looks like the kind of guy who owns more than a few sets of brass knuckles, but in...
