Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been... Keep Reading
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the... Keep Reading
As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time.... Keep Reading
September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva,... Keep Reading
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have... Keep Reading
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On... Keep Reading
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to... Keep Reading
April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this... Keep Reading
If you ever need proof of what a little shit I was as a teenager, look no further than the... Keep Reading
May 17th, 2013 The boyfriend went to the convenience store for beer, and Survivor was downloading at a snails’ pace, so... Keep Reading
January 24th, 2013 I was really excited to watch the latest video from Wolf Hudson’s website, as it starred Kimberly... Keep Reading
Wedged between my consumption of Fast Food Nation and We Need to Talk About Kevin, I inhaled The Feminist Porn Book. I... Keep Reading
How often do you masturbate? You have quite a collection of toys; do you end up using most of them?... Keep Reading
July 27th, 2012 Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There... Keep Reading
Do you know how many years it’s been since Bend Over Boyfriend? I hate to break it to you (and... Keep Reading
Wolf Hudson looks like the kind of guy who owns more than a few sets of brass knuckles, but in... Keep Reading