Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the... Keep Reading
As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time.... Keep Reading
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have... Keep Reading
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to... Keep Reading
April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this... Keep Reading
If you ever need proof of what a little shit I was as a teenager, look no further than the... Keep Reading
Wedged between my consumption of Fast Food Nation and We Need to Talk About Kevin, I inhaled The Feminist Porn Book. I... Keep Reading
How often do you masturbate? You have quite a collection of toys; do you end up using most of them?... Keep Reading
Do you know how many years it’s been since Bend Over Boyfriend? I hate to break it to you (and... Keep Reading
Wolf Hudson looks like the kind of guy who owns more than a few sets of brass knuckles, but in... Keep Reading
January 21st, 2012 After a nap with weird dreams, I got up at 10 p.m. and drank a Rockstar. Like... Keep Reading
Missionary Positions is a documentary from 2005 about a quaint pair of minister dudes, Craig and Mike, who had a... Keep Reading
Have you been jonesing for a deep look into the female psyche? Then What Girls Like is the porno for... Keep Reading
Tristan Taormino is obsessed with the butt. This is a known fact. But somehow it’s been four years since her original... Keep Reading
BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I’ve just learned that James Deen, my/your favorite... Keep Reading
February 3rd, 2011 Tonight I found one of my favorite male pornstars, Danny Wylde, on cam. When he saw my... Keep Reading
