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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Pegging

Do you know how many years it’s been since Bend Over Boyfriend? I hate to break it to you (and...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex

Tristan Taormino is obsessed with the butt. This is a known fact. But somehow it’s been four years since her original...
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Review: Rough Sex 3

This may be the right time to admit that I don’t find Adrianna Nicole’s face terribly attractive. However, her body...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Female Orgasms

Tristan Taormino does incredibly important work with her Expert Guide series of porn movies. So many “how-to” movies are yawn-inducing, but...
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Review: My Own Master

There is something about Kimberly Kane’s brain that I really like. My Own Master, her latest directorial movie, reminds me...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio

I’m not big on blowjobs in porn. I don’t hate them, but I’ll usually only watch a couple minutes of...
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Review: Bordello

This shall excite you: Bordello is basically Clue porn. There is a murder, a selection of murder weapons, and a...
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Review: Seven Minutes in Heaven 2

I was really impressed by Seven Minutes in Heaven, so I was practically foaming at the mouth to watch Seven Minutes in...
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Review: Wolf Hudson Is Bad.com

Wolf Hudson looks like the kind of guy who owns more than a few sets of brass knuckles, but in...
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5 reasons you need to buy the Dylan + Danny scene on the Smitten Kitten

I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing...
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The Netflix of porn

I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS...
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DVD cover of Rough Sex 2, porn film directed by Tristan Taormino
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Review: Rough Sex 2

Tristan Taormino has upped the ante. After the greatness that was Rough Sex, she has created a sequel that is...
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Review: Seven Minutes in Heaven 3: Fuck Yeah!

Courtney Trouble’s Seven Minutes in Heaven is a queer reality porn series. I am enamored with the first Seven Minutes...
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Review: Billy Castro Does the Mission

So Billy Castro, hottie extraordinaire of Bordello and Speakeasy, now has his own film. It’s called Billy Castro Does the...
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Review: Roulette Berlin

Roulette Berlin follows in the footsteps of Roulette Dirty South and the original Roulette; it is a film composed of...
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Review: Roulette Dirty South

Roulette Dirty South is the second installment in Courtney Trouble’s Roulette series, which consists of vignette-style films. Per its name,...
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