The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first.... Keep Reading
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,... Keep Reading
Sex shop floors, once bustling with customers, have morphed into makeshift staging areas for packing online orders. The display dildos... Keep Reading
In high school, words were my power. Nobody paid attention to me otherwise. I was a queer kid coming of... Keep Reading
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up... Keep Reading
The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t... Keep Reading
I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see. You email me under the guise of caring.... Keep Reading
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying... Keep Reading
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at... Keep Reading
As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time.... Keep Reading
GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights... Keep Reading
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label... Keep Reading
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common... Keep Reading
This Christmas, every time I hugged my grandpa, he feigned outrage and yelled “sexual assault!” At my boyfriend’s parents’ house,... Keep Reading
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since... Keep Reading
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that... Keep Reading
