These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!... Keep Reading
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess.... Keep Reading
I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have... Keep Reading
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then... Keep Reading
I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me.... Keep Reading
I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got... Keep Reading
The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative... Keep Reading
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and... Keep Reading
There is not an overabundance of good news about documentaries about porn, but there is this one really awesome thing:... Keep Reading
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is... Keep Reading
I think it’s fair to say that my boyfriend’s getting a little irritated with having to bring in mail that... Keep Reading
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to... Keep Reading
I was hoping to do a whole series of these for the holiday season, but schoolwork won out. Nonetheless, I... Keep Reading
Last night, I squirted for the third time in my life. It was ridiculously easy to get there, knowing exactly... Keep Reading
It’s been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for a few days. Today was... Keep Reading
We set up the Liberator Ramp and Wedge on the bed, then draped the Throe over it. It was a... Keep Reading
