Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
Once upon a time, sex toys were either pink, purple, or a hideous shade of beige I’ve heard described as...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
Progress is slow, yet quick. I’ve had this sex blogging gig long enough to have been around when the first...
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
Everyone pause and bask in this moment. I have found a sex toy crowdfunding campaign that isn’t shitty. It’s a squeezable silicone...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
I interrupt your regularly-scheduled happiness to bring you perhaps the most innocuously-named stuff of nightmares ever to exist. It is...
These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a...
I like thrusting, if you haven’t noticed, so I am drawn to this new majig from Fun Factory. The Stronic Eins, or...
It is no longer good enough for us to have sexcapades, folks — now we must sexpand our sexual horizons with...
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
