Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy... Keep Reading
Once upon a time, sex toys were either pink, purple, or a hideous shade of beige I’ve heard described as... Keep Reading
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers... Keep Reading
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label... Keep Reading
Progress is slow, yet quick. I’ve had this sex blogging gig long enough to have been around when the first... Keep Reading
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this... Keep Reading
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina... Keep Reading
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says... Keep Reading
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces... Keep Reading
Everyone pause and bask in this moment. I have found a sex toy crowdfunding campaign that isn’t shitty. It’s a squeezable silicone... Keep Reading
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This... Keep Reading
I interrupt your regularly-scheduled happiness to bring you perhaps the most innocuously-named stuff of nightmares ever to exist. It is... Keep Reading
These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a... Keep Reading
I like thrusting, if you haven’t noticed, so I am drawn to this new majig from Fun Factory. The Stronic Eins, or... Keep Reading
It is no longer good enough for us to have sexcapades, folks — now we must sexpand our sexual horizons with... Keep Reading
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the... Keep Reading
