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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

    Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators

    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Porn gems: playful domination & fireside fucking

    A hand caressing the tattooed leg of a person wearing a strap-on: the New York Collective Shilo dildo.

    Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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    Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

    Finn Carson and Calvin Banks kissing, on CockyBoys

    Epiphora-approved porn

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Minna Ola, a smooth slightly curved vibrator with a squeezable handle.
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Hell Yes: Ola

January 14, 2010
There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
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Homemade ice dildo. Nice head shape, except... IT'S MADE OF FUCKING ICE.
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Um, No: “How to Make a Homemade Dildo”

December 17, 2009
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ChillDil
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Hell Yes: ChillDil (and a plea!)

November 26, 2009
The ChillDil (or if you prefer, there’s a Twitter account), the brainchild of That Toy Chick, is a sleeve for heating and cooling...
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Jimmyjane Form 2 vibrator, with two prongs for stimulation.
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Hell Yes: Jimmyjane Form 2

November 7, 2009
Tongs. Chopsticks. Tweezers. I did not know I wanted a sex toy modeled after them. But the Jimmyjane Form 2 is...
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Topco Dual Pussy and Ass Stroker. Two vaginas, two buttholes.
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Um, No: Dual Pussy & Ass Stroker

October 27, 2009
Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing,...
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April Flores and her pussy
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More real than usual

December 3, 2008
Ignore the fact that there has not been a product like this until now, friggin’ 2008, because then we can...
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Jollies Mr. Man blowjob dildo, with a hole through the shaft for transferring suction to the wearer.
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A revolutionary cock

November 19, 2008
Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made...
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LELO Bo / Tor II cock ring between a person's fingers.
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LELO’s Bo: cock ring of the future?

October 19, 2008
I just discovered the existence of Bo, a new cock ring from LELO. Get this: it’s rechargeable! Has any company...
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Sarah Palin sex doll
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Sarah Palin in plastic, with orifices

October 13, 2008
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
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