Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made...
I don’t even really know the plot of Alice in Wonderland, and yet Erica McLean and Carlos Batts’s upcoming porno...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
The ChillDil (or if you prefer, there’s a Twitter account), the brainchild of That Toy Chick, is a sleeve for heating and cooling...
I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
This is what I call a fucking tease: Oh, you want to click on the toys? See bigger pictures? Read...
These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a...
These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh… Even though my...
Tongs. Chopsticks. Tweezers. I did not know I wanted a sex toy modeled after them. But the Jimmyjane Form 2 is...
Everyone pause and bask in this moment. I have found a sex toy crowdfunding campaign that isn’t shitty. It’s a squeezable silicone...
BMS Factory has not made much of anything that’s too terribly noteworthy. They make locking toy cases, an extensive line of...
Um. It’s made of volcanic ash stone. It’s $430. It’s Pure Wand-shaped. And it can go in my vagina anytime,...
There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
I like thrusting, if you haven’t noticed, so I am drawn to this new majig from Fun Factory. The Stronic Eins, or...
Progress is slow, yet quick. I’ve had this sex blogging gig long enough to have been around when the first...
