Hell Yes: Bartenders

Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud at something on the internet, and this trailer managed to do it — three times. Even my boyfriend laughed when he watched it, and he doesn’t like porn!

Best moments of this trailer:

  • 0:58 — Some dude slapping another dude’s tattooed ass to urge him to jack off elsewhere. Totally random, and obviously amazing.
  • 1:08James Deen showing his high-tech I.D. card. Swoon.
  • 1:21 — The introduction of Evan Stone into the storyline. Oh my gawd.
  • 1:33 — “Can I show you our gender-neutral bathroom? …for sex.”
  • 2:35 — Kylee Kross doing exactly what I have always wanted to do to James Deen:
Kylee, James, and... Evan
  • 2:47 to the end — Evan. Fucking. Stone. Going nuts, as always. “CAN I GET ANOTHER BEER?”

So good.

P.S. Clearly, every porno starring Evan Stone must create a lovable creeper role for him. It is his destiny.

Watch Bartenders and other funny, hot porn at Burning Angel.