[Edit, 11/29/15: Not a stand up guy at all, it turns out. Fuck James Deen.] BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I’ve just learned that James Deen, my/your favorite male porn star of all time, is very dangerous. He is a serious threat to our girlchildren. He is lurking in the shadows of the internet, infiltrating their Tumblr dashboards with his bedroom eyes. HE MUST BE STOPPED. Or, at the very least, awkwardly questioned on TV about his lasciviousness! “Porn Industry Attracting Teens?” is the headline for this segment of Nightline, because of course it is. ABC News clearly yoinked this story from an article in Good Magazine, but when re-told in alarmist video form, it gets . . . read more
[Note: this scene is now only available on Her Porn Vol. 6, a compilation DVD which also contains the fantastic “Justify My Jiz” scene between Jiz Lee and Wolf Hudson.] I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing eye for shooting porn. But all of them combined? Explosion of awesome. It’s even better than I thought it would be. Here’s what happened: Tristan shot a couple sex ed shorts for the Smitten Kitten on the topics of cunnilingus, fellatio, and female ejaculation, but they also decided to release the full 48-minute scene between Dylan and Danny. The scene is 1 GB, 960 x 540, and it will BLOW YOUR MIND. . . . read more
I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS VERY EXCITING! I’ve been wanting to do this for ages. It was a bit of an experience figuring out just which service to use. I eliminated WantedList pretty quickly when I found they did not carry any Good Releasing, no Triangle Films, and a scant handful of Burning Angel titles. Plus, it’s expensive — $18/month for two DVDs at a time. XRentDVD was similarly spendy. I narrowed it down to either BushDVD or SugarInstant. SugarInstant and BushDVD are about even when it comes to movies featuring epic performers such as Belladonna and Kimberly Kane. And they both carry Triangle Films. But . . . read more
Dear this spammy ad’s target audience: I don’t think getting ripped will be enough. Here’s a better idea… Have a large cock. Be able to get hard within seconds. Be able to resist orgasm for hours. Move to L.A. Somehow become a super famous pornstar. …then, maybe, she will fuck you.
There is not an overabundance of good news about documentaries about porn, but there is this one really awesome thing: a new documentary called 9 to 5: Days in Porn. This is a real look at the porn business and the people in it, not some half-baked piece of junk that perpetuates lies about the industry. Filmed over the course of a year, this documentary is structured by “episodes” that weave together the lives of porn stars and industry gurus. Sounds amazing already, right? Also consider the fact that it focuses on some of my favorite porn stars, such as Roxy Deville, Sasha Grey and Belladonna, and the cinematography looks really top-notch. Now you see why I am squirming with . . . read more
The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative or superficial. Even Frontline, which I normally adore (seriously, go watch Hand of God or Abortion Clinic, or practically anything else), put out a fairly lukewarm documentary called American Porn. I giddily rented Thinking XXX from Netflix, but it turned out to be a look at pornstars being photographed for a book, comprised of interviews that offered me very little new information about the porn industry. Similarly, a multi-part HBO documentary called Pornucopia: Going Down in the Valley presented a refreshing, but narrow, view of the porn industry. But none of this compares to the abomination that is The Price . . . read more
Who needs lube when you have a video of Steven St. Croix fucking the unbelievably hot Roxy Deville? Not me! This scene from Naughty Office Vol. 3 made it worth my while to slog through 35 minutes of weak vibrations from the Durex Play Vibrations Focus (a disposable finger vibrator). I credit the porn with making me cum, not the vibrator. Roxy has called Steven St. Croix her “favorite porno guy of all time,” and it shows. Both of them are moaning up a storm! That could be annoying to some people, but not to me. It actually seems genuine. I’ve heard Roxy moan in other videos and the moaning she does in this scene seems more raw and uninhibited. There’s nothing . . . read more
I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have been great events to watch and eat pizza during. Today, however, I came across something I never wanted to know existed: a Barack Obama dildo. There are just so many things wrong with it… first of all, it’s a horrendous “golden” color. It’s 2 inches in diameter (my vagina hurts just thinking about it). And, oh yeah, it looks nothing like Barack Obama. Do they actually think people will be attracted to this thing? The real Barack Obama is far more attractive. Rest assured, however, that it is phthalate free! I’ve also been wondering how sales have been going for . . . read more