...depression thinking about the election and what the outcome could mean for us, so I try to keep my thoughts on meaningless things, like the upcoming Who’s Nailin’ Paylin porn extravaganza from Hustler (Jada Fire as Condoleezza? Psh, Jada’s much hotter) and this glorious news reel from The Onion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPTB7-ecDC8...
Two women licking an enormous black butt plug that looks... smudged.
...more importantly — DON’T FUCK HIM! I had a premonition, and I know what will happen. This will happen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJbPyvIg5Mw Oh, christ. You never take my advice. You are on top of him, and now you must see it out to the inevitable end. The moment of orgasm. The faces....