Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
