This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy... Keep Reading
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS... Keep Reading
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,... Keep Reading
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the... Keep Reading
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:... Keep Reading
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t... Keep Reading
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,... Keep Reading
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to... Keep Reading
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to... Keep Reading
I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5... Keep Reading
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote... Keep Reading
A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex... Keep Reading
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things... Keep Reading
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form... Keep Reading
Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a... Keep Reading
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack... Keep Reading
