This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to figure out WTF that-one-toy-in-Epiphora’s-header is. No longer will you have to sheepishly email/tweet me and awkwardly try to describe the location of the toy you need identified. I took the...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5...
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
