Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to figure out WTF that-one-toy-in-Epiphora’s-header is. No longer will you have to sheepishly email/tweet me and awkwardly try to describe the location of the toy you need identified.
I took the picture that became my header image in fall of 2008, when I bought HeyEpiphora.com, so these toys are all from that time. Some of them are a bit embarrassing…
- Evolved Symphony Rhapsody
- Hitachi Magic Wand — I received my first one a little too early in my reviewing career. Yeesh.
- Phallix Cobalt Twister
- Vixen Creations Buddy — My first butt plug! It wouldn’t stay in!
- Liberator Fascinator Throw — The black satiny goodness that everything is lying on.
- LELO Gigi
- Fun Factory Delight — One of my first “luxury” toys.
- Tantus Goddess — My first 100% silicone dildo. Aww.
- System JO flavored lube
- Topco Snake of Paradise
- Topco Gyrating Massager — Oh god, my brain hurts just thinking about the sound this thing makes.
- Fun Factory Corsar
- Bswish Bgee
- Deck the Halls butt plug
- Tantus Alumina Motion
- LELO Luna Beads — Still love them to this day.
- Phallix Gold-Ribbed Love Wand — My first glass dildo, and my favorite. Affectionally called “the bumpy glass dildo.”
- NobEssence Linger — My first wooden toy, but not my favorite; the Seduction holds that title easily.
- California Exotic Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet — This thing was attached to my clit for quite a while… until I met the Eroscillator.
- Shunga Secret Garden
- LELO Ella — The toy that taught me to ejaculate.
- California Exotic Silicone Slims Self Satisfier — I’d never give this toy a chance today, but it worked alright as my first vibrating butt plug.
- California Exotic Turbo Glider — One of my very first sex toys, and the first toy I reviewed.
- Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand
- O’My lube
- LELO Mia (old version)
- LELO Bo — To this day, the only cock ring I don’t hate. (Although I really haven’t tried a ton. I’m traumatized.)
- Tantus Ripple, small
- Phallix Inside Out Spiral Rib Double Dong — Who names this shit?
- Ophoria Pleasure No. 6
- Fun Factory Benjamin Bond — Was way too huge for me when I reviewed it; I need to try it again.
- Phallix Dual-Sided Swirled Rib
- Tantus Alumina Revolve
- Fun Factory G-Twist
There you have it, folks! Any more questions?
