If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
Dude, Tantus has gone nuts with the new things this month! Not only did they re-design their website (eradicating most...
It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to figure out WTF that-one-toy-in-Epiphora’s-header is. No longer will you have to sheepishly email/tweet me and awkwardly try to describe the location of the toy you need identified. I took the...
I am unabashed about my love for the NobEssence Romp. I can’t help it if it’s the best butt plug...
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
I had such fun with all of you throughout my Woodgasm giveaway! Especially at the bangin’ Twitter parties! Now that...
Wooden sex toy manufacturer NobEssence makes some of the most beautiful — and expensive — sex toys out there. And...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
Wow! The response to my New decade, new butt plug giveaway was enormous! Thank you all for commenting, tweeting, blogging,...
The year is 2010. It’s a new decade, and you’re ready for a change. Your butt plug collection is paltry,...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my...
...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
