Happy belated Pride to all my queer compadres! I spent June sick with COVID, suffering through gloomy weather (homophobic, Oregon),... Keep Reading
Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm... Keep Reading
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,... Keep Reading
Somehow it’s November already, and with it comes the conclusion of my sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse giveaway.... Keep Reading
2020 is not the year we ordered. We’ve spent almost 7 months in quarantine, and now we’re heading into a... Keep Reading
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s... Keep Reading
The last vestiges of winter are stubbornly hanging on, but I know just how to melt your frozen hearts: a... Keep Reading
Have you seen how beautiful the harnesses by Oxyd Creations are? Well if you haven’t, you’re in for a treat... Keep Reading
It’s time to shut the dildo carnival down, folks. We’ve eaten a lot of corn dogs, played a bunch of... Keep Reading
Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just... Keep Reading
Did you hear? I’ve partnered with one of my newest affiliates, Spectrum Boutique, to spoil you AND a friend with... Keep Reading
Recently, somebody pointed out to me just how far my giveaways have come. An old giveaway from the early days... Keep Reading
Hey, friend, how’s your G-spot doing lately? Still real, despite what the media says? Perhaps feeling a bit drab, a little... Keep Reading
That’s it! The hugest sex toy giveaway of the year is over, and I have awarded all 100-ish prizes to the... Keep Reading
Hi, hello, I’m commemorating 10 years of sex blogging with the most extravagant sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done. I’m... Keep Reading
I’m exhausted, y’all. Turns out, awarding over 50 sex toy prizes to over 50 different people is tiring! But I’m... Keep Reading
