Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
It’s my 15th blogging anniversary! Let me whisk you away to Orgasm Island, the only resort in the world that...
Happy belated Pride to all my queer compadres! I spent June sick with COVID, suffering through gloomy weather (homophobic, Oregon),...
Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
Somehow it’s November already, and with it comes the conclusion of my sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse giveaway....
2020 is not the year we ordered. We’ve spent almost 7 months in quarantine, and now we’re heading into a...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
The last vestiges of winter are stubbornly hanging on, but I know just how to melt your frozen hearts: a...
Have you seen how beautiful the harnesses by Oxyd Creations are? Well if you haven’t, you’re in for a treat...
It’s time to shut the dildo carnival down, folks. We’ve eaten a lot of corn dogs, played a bunch of...
Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just...
Did you hear? I’ve partnered with one of my newest affiliates, Spectrum Boutique, to spoil you AND a friend with...
Recently, somebody pointed out to me just how far my giveaways have come. An old giveaway from the early days...
Hey, friend, how’s your G-spot doing lately? Still real, despite what the media says? Perhaps feeling a bit drab, a little...
...be. To my surprise, over 500 people found 20+ Boris clues, so competition for the grand prize was very tough! As a thank you to you all for so diligently trawling through my archives, I compiled a video of Boris’ finest moments. Please enjoy this weird-ass cat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Own4NLnTBNs GRAND PRIZE...
