THANK YOU ALL for making the whole thing a roaring success — by commenting on myposts with sweet words, by sharing the giveaway on social media, by following Boris’ clues, and just for generally being amazing readers and followers over the years. The reason I’ve amassed so many prizes is because I want to give away as many as possible to you fine people.
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This year I added a new component: clues from my hairless cat, Boris, leading to various posts on the site. I figured hardcore readers would enjoy the scavenger hunt (all answers listed below), but had no idea how popular it would be. To my surprise, over 500 people found 20+ Boris clues, so competition for the grand prize was very tough! As a thank you to you all for so diligently trawling through my archives, I compiled a video of Boris’ finest moments. Please enjoy this weird-ass cat.