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Ah, so you’d like to get updates about the comings and goings of my vagina? Or find out how to show your appreciation for what I do? You’re the BEST! There are several options for you, depending on how you like to consume your media.

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Here’s where I promote my blog posts and publish all manner of ~scandalous~ photos and musings:

Bluesky — best option to see ALL my content, including the more risqué stuff Insta hates
Instagram — see my photos, but miss my witty written quips, and links are very hard to follow

Rarely or never used:

YouTube — longer-form video content only
Tumblr — rarely updated
Twitter — NO LONGER IN USE. FUCK MUSK.
Facebook — NO LONGER IN USE. FUCK ZUCKERBERG.

Supporting Hey Epiphora

The most monetarily impactful thing you can do to support my work? Buy sex toys from my affiliate links!

It’s easy: when you’re about to purchase a sex product, clear your browser’s cache/cookies and use my link. Visit my Epiphora-approved sex toy retailers page or my sales & deals page before you shop — any link on those pages will give me credit.

Other ways to support me financially:

There are other ways to support me that cost nothing at all. One of the best, easiest things you can do is INTERACT with my content on social media. Algorithms determine what they think you want to see, and they strategically hide content from creators they deem “adult.” So it’s extra important for you to click that heart, double tap that image, repost, share, and comment (the most powerful of all)! Teach these motherfucking computers that you want to see my stuff.