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Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
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It’s my 15th blogging anniversary! Let me whisk you away to Orgasm Island, the only resort in the world that...
Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been...
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The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
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Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
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