GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. The time has come again, and my yearly tradition is back: a comprehensive list of the best sex toy deals during Black Friday and Cyber Monday! If you’ve been waiting to buy the vibrator, dildo, or butt plug of your dreams, now is your chance. Discounts like these don’t happen on such a sweeping scale at any other time of the year. Fill up your cart and also your orifices.
Liberator is known for making the lifesaving Fascinator Throw, a waterproof blanket. Squirters rejoice! If you need to prop yourself up better, during sex or (let’s be honest) otherwise, Liberator’s supportive and comfy positioning pillows are amazing; my favorite is the Wedge.
They sell a bunch of sex toys too, and 30% off is amazing, so BEHOLD:
SheVibe is my favorite online shop EVER. Ever ever ever. Not only is it run by amazing peoplewho care, their selection is also super comprehensive and pretty unparalleled. It’s a one-stop-shopping locale for sure. Of course, we set up an exclusive deal for you: 15% off my favorite items with code PIPHBF, no minimum order, through Monday 11/29.
Otherwise, SheVibe has an escalating sale going on: the more you buy, the more you save!
10% off orders $75+ and free US shipping with code BEACH
15% off orders $100+ and free US shipping with code BEACH
20% off orders $125+ and free US shippingwith code BEACH
25% off orders $350+ and free US shipping with code BEACH
The Piph Pack bundles, my hand-picked pairings, offer even more savings. If you want any two of the toys listed above, this is the deal for you. Discounts range from 27% off to 45% off, making these prices so good that few shops on this page can match them.
Hop on this, yo. It’s good shit. Through Wednesday 12/1 or while supplies last.
The cherry on top: there are storewide savings too! Get 20% off your entire purchase at Peepshow Toys (or 25% off if you spend $325+) through Wednesday 12/1 EST. Browse my favorites page for ideas. Peepshow also has some amazing doorbuster deals.
BEST FOR: Canadians, eh, or Americans wanting to take advantage of the redonk exchange rate.
Friday through Monday EST, get a steep 25% off everything (and a free gift!) at fabulous Canadian indie sex shop Come As You Are with code PIPHBF. My favorites are all listed here, and the exchange rate is such that if you’re an American, many toys are at their best price anywhere.1 For example!
BEST FOR: my friends across the pond wishing to support a smaller retailer.
The Pleasure Garden is an inclusive indie sex shop based in the UK. They stock a curated selection of high-quality, body-safe sex toys, and they ship worldwide. Use code PIPHBF for 20% off orders over £50, through Monday 11/29 GMT. If you’re in the UK, shipping is free!
BEST FOR: Australians and New Zealanders with excellent taste.
You read correctly: 35% off! Independent feminist shop Passionfruit is known for their carefully-selected range of products, and I AGREE. Since they carry heaps of stuff I love, we struck a deal: 35% off anything on my favorites page with code PIPHBF. Enjoy a discount on wonderful toys like the Dame Kip, We-Vibe Rave, PalmPower, and many more.
This sale runs from Friday 11/26 through Monday 11/29 AEST.
Enby — 15% off everything + 20-25% off specific brands
BEST FOR: competitive discounts and free gifts from a POC- and trans-owned shop.
Black- and trans-owned Enby is focused on affirmation and pleasure for ALL, especially queer, trans, and non-binary people. Support their mission by shopping with them! Get 15% off everything with code PIPHBF Thursday 11/25 through Tuesday 11/30.
Fun Factory toys rarely go on sale, so this is big: 25% off everything2 plus free shipping through Wednesday 12/1. Best of all? If you spend $100+ (after discount), you can use code PIPHBF21 to get an exclusive swag pack including a “Go Fun Yourself” toybag, stickers, and a tiny dildo. Noice!
To sweeten the deal, Fun Factory is giving out gift cards for future purchases with orders over $100. Spend $100 and get $20 for later, spend $150 and get $40 for later, or spend $200 and get $60 for later.3
What should you get? I mean, I’m ridiculously obsessed with the Volta, which is easily my favorite vibrator Fun Factory makes. The self-thrusting Stronic G, Stronic Surf, and Sundaze stroke my G-spot with incredible ease, and you know I am ALL ABOUT that life. The Bootie is my top silicone butt plug, I enjoy the odd sensations of the Bouncer and B Ball Uno, and the Tiger, Patchy Paul, and Big Boss are impressively powerful vibrators for your money. Fun Factory makes solid toys, man, damn.
BEST FOR: a rad deal on We-Vibe and Womanizer toys. I mean, that’s probably obvious. But these companies make excellent toys.
Been wanting something from We-Vibe or Womanizer? Get 20% off everything on their sites through Monday 11/29!
We-Vibe makes quite a few exceptional toys. The Tango X and Touch X are some of the rumbliest mini vibes out there, and the Rave is a wonderfully versatile G-spottin’ toy with long-distance functionality. I’m also a fan of the intuitive Wand and ergonomic rabbit vibe Nova 2.
Alert! We-Vibe still has the original Tango, and it’s only $49. If your main usage for the Tango will be in other toys, like dildos and harnesses, the original is a much better choice. Get one now before it’s gone forever.
Here, the Pro40 is my top pick, hands down. It strikes the best balance between size, shape, and price, and it’s only $69 in this sale! But if you want the latest and greatest, the new generation Womanizer Classic 2 and Premium 2 boast luxury features and optimized air flow stimulation.
BEST FOR: rumbly mini vibe Kip and thoughtfully-formulated lube.
Get 20% off at Dame through Monday, 11/29. Their toy Kip — a pinpoint rechargeable with rumbly vibrations — is one of my favorite bullet vibes. Pair it with Dame’s pH-balanced lube for an especially ~good time~. I also enjoy Arc, which is curved like a dream and hits my G-spot wonderfully, and the Stash toy pouch is very cute.
Early to Bed — 15% off everything + free mug or tote bag
BEST FOR: supporting a legendary brick and mortar, plus free mug or tote bag with purchase!
Do you understand how madly in love I am with Early to Bed? Especially because they work with me on a special deal for my readers EVERY year. Through Tuesday 11/30, get 15% off your entire order (after discount) with code PIPHBF. If you spend over $25 you’ll get a free anniversary tote bag, or if you spend over $100 you’ll get a free mug! How cute is that?!
Early to Bed is one of the greatest brick and mortar sex shops in the country. They’re not afraid to call out bullshit in the industry and they work their butts off to provide accurate sex ed day after day. Especially in the time of COVID, you should support them!
BEST FOR: stocking up on super discounted lube and body products!
Sliquid is my favorite lube ever. Stock up on your lube for the year with their sale! Friday 11/26 through Monday 11/29, get an amazing ~35% off all orders at Sliquid with code EPIPHORA. (Their sale is 25% off storewide, then my code takes off an additional 10%.) That means 4.2 oz bottles of my water-based faves H2O and Sassy are only about $8 each, or get a sample pack to test different formulas.
Get 15% off any subscription level to queer porn site CrashPadSeries.com with code PIPHBF now through Wednesday 12/1! Arguably one of the greatest queer porn sites on the internet, Crash Pad documents hotties of all flavors sexing it up in beautifully-shot harmony. Based on Shine Louise Houston’s dyke sex cult classic The Crash Pad, CrashPadSeries.com is a one-of-a-kind membership site that will affirm your identity AND make you wanna masturbate.
If you’re looking for a smörgåsbord of indie, feminist, and queer porn, join PinkLabel.tv and get 15% off your membership there with code PIPHBF through Wednesday 12/1. It’s like the Netflix of indie porn, with videos from independent adult filmmakers around the world for you to stream whenever you want!
Here’s how that works: when you buy something online from another country, your credit card/PayPal is billed in the home country’s currency, and your payment processor applies the exchange rate. So, for instance, if an American buys $100 of sex toys from CAYA in Canada, they’ll actually be charged about $76 USD. You can calculate the exchange rate in advance by Googling “100 CAD in USD,” etc. Americans are not charged duties unless their order exceeds $800.
with the exception of Liberator and Spareparts products
Customers will receive a post-purchase email with a discount for a subsequent purchase based on their cart value at check out. Codes eligible 12/2 through 2/15.
Excludes Grab Bags, Magic Wand, Doxy, ElectraStim, lube, condoms, LA Pump, and KinkLab products.