SheVibe — up to 25% off everything

BEST FOR: my favorite things and orders over $125, for stuff like the Magic Wand Rechargeable and unique brands such as Vixen, Uberrime, New York Toy Collective, Crystal Delights, Pris Toys, Funkit, Hole Punch, and NobEssence.

SheVibe is my favorite online shop EVER. Ever ever ever. Not only is it run by amazing people who care, their selection is also super comprehensive and pretty unparalleled. It’s a one-stop-shopping locale for sure. Of course, we set up an exclusive deal for you: 15% off my favorite items with code PIPHBF, no minimum order, through Monday 11/29.

Otherwise, SheVibe has an escalating sale going on: the more you buy, the more you save!

• 10% off orders $75+ and free US shipping with code BEACH
• 15% off orders $100+ and free US shipping with code BEACH
• 20% off orders $125+ and free US shippingwith code BEACH
• 25% off orders $350+ and free US shipping with code BEACH

As you can see, it’s best to spend over $125 to get the higher discount, so now’s the time to pick up a spendy but glorious toy such as the Magic Wand Rechargeable, Fun Factory Stronic, or Doxy Wand. SheVibe has a very wide selection of Vixen Creations, Liberator, New York Toy Collective, and Uberrime. They’re one of a few shops that stock Pris Toys, Funkit, and Hole Punch.

Of course, if you get just a couple of my favorite things, you’ll probably enter the $125+ threshold. Like the Pure Wand + Throw for squirting times, or Joque harness + Splendid for epic strap on play!

Peepshow Toys — 20% off everything + exclusive deals

BEST FOR: anyone wanting a sweeping discount, honestly. Nearly the best prices anywhere on many toys, including the njoy Pure Wand, BMS Sassy, Satisfyer Pro 2, BMS Racy, and njoy Pure Plugs.

Once again, I went balls to the wall this year with Peepshow Toys: we set up Epiphora-exclusive deals on a bunch of my favorite toys! The discounts are staggering — up to 50% off original prices!

• njoy Pure Wand: $88 (savings of $32)
• BMS Pillow Talk Sassy: $34 (savings of $21)
• Fun Factory Stronic G: $128 (savings of $42)
• Fun Factory Volta: $112 (savings of $28)
• Je Joue Mimi: $72 (savings of $18)
• We-Vibe Tango X and Touch X: $62 and $77 (savings of $27-32)
• Satisfyer Pro 2: $30 (savings of $30)
• BMS Pillow Talk Racy: $26 (savings of $11)
• njoy Pure Plugs: $45-60
• PalmPower Extreme: $69 (savings of $36)

The Piph Pack bundles, my hand-picked pairings, offer even more savings. If you want any two of the toys listed above, this is the deal for you. Discounts range from 27% off to 45% off, making these prices so good that few shops on this page can match them.

Hop on this, yo. It’s good shit. Through Wednesday 12/1 or while supplies last.

The cherry on top: there are storewide savings too! Get 20% off your entire purchase at Peepshow Toys (or 25% off if you spend $325+) through Wednesday 12/1 EST. Browse my favorites page for ideas. Peepshow also has some amazing doorbuster deals.

P.S. Peepshow still has some We-Vibe Dusks lying around, should you wish to pair it with the original We-Vibe Tango for hands-free orgasms before both toys are discontinued.

Spectrum Boutique — 20% off my faves + 20-30% off specific brands

BEST FOR: items I love such as the Jollet, Magic Wand Plus, Romp Hype, and BJ Dildo, and anything you want from top brands such as We-Vibe, Womanizer, Fun Factory, Dame, and more.

It’s trueeee, you can get 20% off my favorites at Spectrum Boutique now through Wednesday 12/1 EST with code PIPHBF! No minimum purchase to get this discount — hell yes!

They’re also slashing prices on a bazillion popular brands. All of the following sales run through Wednesday 12/1 unless otherwise noted (my code won’t give an additional discount on these):

• 30% off Blush with code BLUSHFORME — perhaps some affordable silicone dildos for you?!
• 25% off Fun Factory and Le Wand
• 20% off We-Vibe, Womanizer, Dame, Je Joue (11/25-12/2), Liberator, LELO, Magic Wand (11/25-12/2), and Uberrime (11/26-11/28)

Spectrum is a modern online sex shop dedicated to body-safe toys and radical inclusion. Their curated selection is extremely on point. And my taste is obviously great, so take advantage!

INTERNATIONAL RETAILERS

Lovehoney (worldwide) — 15% off on top of sale prices

BEST FOR: international purchases of toys I adore, especially the Womanizer Pro40, Fun Factory Volta and Stronics, We-Vibe Touch X, Tango X, and Rave.

Popular worldwide sex toy shop Lovehoney is giving my peeps 15% off everything on top of their sale featuring products up to 60% off through Tuesday 11/30. You must visit my landing page to receive the additional 15% off! If that doesn’t work, you can try code EPIPHORA15 on the US and UK sites.

Because of this discount stacking, you can score a whopping 35% off We-Vibe and Womanizer, and 40% off Fun Factory — the best prices on those brands. Get yourself a Pro40, Touch X, Tango X, Rave, Volta and/or Stronic!

This link should take you to the Lovehoney site that corresponds to your location. If not, try these:

• Lovehoney US: 15% off everything / other sale items
• Lovehoney UK: 15% off everything / other sale items
• Lovehoney EU: 15% off everything / other sale items
• Lovehoney Canada: 15% off everything / other sale items
• Lovehoney Australia: 15% off everything / other sale items
• Lovehoney NZ: 15% off everything / other sale items
• Lovehoney Germany: 15% off everything / other sale items
• Lovehoney France: 15% off everything / other sale items

Come As You Are (CA) — 25% off everything

BEST FOR: Canadians, eh, or Americans wanting to take advantage of the redonk exchange rate.

Friday through Monday EST, get a steep 25% off everything (and a free gift!) at fabulous Canadian indie sex shop Come As You Are with code PIPHBF. My favorites are all listed here, and the exchange rate is such that if you’re an American, many toys are at their best price anywhere.¹ For example!

• The njoy Pure Wand is friggin’ ~$74
• The Magic Wand Rechargeable is freakin’ ~$88
• The Fun Factory Volta is frickin’ ~$110
• The Je Joue Mimi Soft is flippin’ ~$64
• The We-Vibe Tango is fuggin’ ~$59

The Pleasure Garden (UK) — 20% off everything

BEST FOR: my friends across the pond wishing to support a smaller retailer.

The Pleasure Garden is an inclusive indie sex shop based in the UK. They stock a curated selection of high-quality, body-safe sex toys, and they ship worldwide. Use code PIPHBF for 20% off orders over £50, through Monday 11/29 GMT. If you’re in the UK, shipping is free!

Grab one of my vetted picks, like the Pillow Talk Sassy, njoy Pure Wand, Dame Kip, Zumio, LELO Ella, Je Joue Rabbit Bullet, or anything else your heart and genitals desire.

Passionfruit (AU/NZ) — 35% off my faves

BEST FOR: Australians and New Zealanders with excellent taste.

You read correctly: 35% off! Independent feminist shop Passionfruit is known for their carefully-selected range of products, and I AGREE. Since they carry heaps of stuff I love, we struck a deal: 35% off anything on my favorites page with code PIPHBF. Enjoy a discount on wonderful toys like the Dame Kip, We-Vibe Rave, PalmPower, and many more.

This sale runs from Friday 11/26 through Monday 11/29 AEST.

Enby — 15% off everything + 20-25% off specific brands

BEST FOR: competitive discounts and free gifts from a POC- and trans-owned shop.

Black- and trans-owned Enby is focused on affirmation and pleasure for ALL, especially queer, trans, and non-binary people. Support their mission by shopping with them! Get 15% off everything with code PIPHBF Thursday 11/25 through Tuesday 11/30.

Or if you’d prefer, a bunch o’ good brands have bigger discounts and come with free gifts:

• 20% off and free gift with purchases of toys from Fun Factory, We-Vibe, Womanizer, Dame, Je Joue, Magic Wand, and Le Wand with code BFCM2021

Fun Factory US — 25% off everything + free swag

BEST FOR: a big-ass discount on all Fun Factory toys, such as the Stronic G and Volta, plus swag up the wazoo!

Fun Factory toys rarely go on sale, so this is big: 25% off everything² plus free shipping through Wednesday 12/1. Best of all? If you spend $100+ (after discount), you can use code PIPHBF21 to get an exclusive swag pack including a “Go Fun Yourself” toybag, stickers, and a tiny dildo. Noice!

To sweeten the deal, Fun Factory is giving out gift cards for future purchases with orders over $100. Spend $100 and get $20 for later, spend $150 and get $40 for later, or spend $200 and get $60 for later.³

What should you get? I mean, I’m ridiculously obsessed with the Volta, which is easily my favorite vibrator Fun Factory makes. The self-thrusting Stronic G, Stronic Surf, and Sundaze stroke my G-spot with incredible ease, and you know I am ALL ABOUT that life. The Bootie is my top silicone butt plug, I enjoy the odd sensations of the Bouncer and B Ball Uno, and the Tiger, Patchy Paul, and Big Boss are impressively powerful vibrators for your money. Fun Factory makes solid toys, man, damn.

We-Vibe + Womanizer — 20% off everything

BEST FOR: a rad deal on We-Vibe and Womanizer toys. I mean, that’s probably obvious. But these companies make excellent toys.

Been wanting something from We-Vibe or Womanizer? Get 20% off everything on their sites through Monday 11/29!

We-Vibe makes quite a few exceptional toys. The Tango X and Touch X are some of the rumbliest mini vibes out there, and the Rave is a wonderfully versatile G-spottin’ toy with long-distance functionality. I’m also a fan of the intuitive Wand and ergonomic rabbit vibe Nova 2.

Alert! We-Vibe still has the original Tango, and it’s only $49. If your main usage for the Tango will be in other toys, like dildos and harnesses, the original is a much better choice. Get one now before it’s gone forever.

P.S. A little birdie told me you can get additional 10% off on the Sync, original Tango, and original Touch by signing up for We-Vibe’s newsletter…

Get 20% off anything on Womanizer’s site through Monday 11/29!

Here, the Pro40 is my top pick, hands down. It strikes the best balance between size, shape, and price, and it’s only $69 in this sale! But if you want the latest and greatest, the new generation Womanizer Classic 2 and Premium 2 boast luxury features and optimized air flow stimulation.

P.S. A little birdie told me you can get additional 10% off on the Pro40, Starlet 2, Starlet Snow, W500, and Duo by signing up for Womanizer’s newsletter…

Dame — 20% off everything

BEST FOR: rumbly mini vibe Kip and thoughtfully-formulated lube.

Get 20% off at Dame through Monday, 11/29. Their toy Kip — a pinpoint rechargeable with rumbly vibrations — is one of my favorite bullet vibes. Pair it with Dame’s pH-balanced lube for an especially ~good time~. I also enjoy Arc, which is curved like a dream and hits my G-spot wonderfully, and the Stash toy pouch is very cute.

Crystal Delights — 25% off everything + free glass toy

BEST FOR: gorgeous glass dildos and anal toys — plus a mystery toy worth $35!

Once again, an incredible deal from my very favorite glassmakers! Get 25% off everything at Crystal Delights through Monday 11/29, plus a free mystery box glass toy ($35 value!) with any order $100+ with code PIPHBF. How can you resist such a thing?! Answer: you can’t, and shouldn’t!

Everything Crystal Delights creates is a work of art, but how they feel is even better. Their Funfetti Plug is a rainbow kaleidoscope of joy, and the Sparkle Plug glimmers for miles. Crystal Delights make both of my all-time favorite glass dildos, the beautimous Crystal Twist and bumpy Star Delight, as well as gorgeous butt plugs, some with fluffy animal tails, others with fantastically-colored tails.

Early to Bed — 15% off everything + free mug or tote bag

BEST FOR: supporting a legendary brick and mortar, plus free mug or tote bag with purchase!

Do you understand how madly in love I am with Early to Bed? Especially because they work with me on a special deal for my readers EVERY year. Through Tuesday 11/30, get 15% off your entire order (after discount) with code PIPHBF. If you spend over $25 you’ll get a free anniversary tote bag, or if you spend over $100 you’ll get a free mug! How cute is that?!

Early to Bed is one of the greatest brick and mortar sex shops in the country. They’re not afraid to call out bullshit in the industry and they work their butts off to provide accurate sex ed day after day. Especially in the time of COVID, you should support them!

Tantus — 30% off everything

BEST FOR: really cheap silicone dildos and butt plugs, specific Tantus toys such as the Magma ($36!), Acute ($29!), and Ryder ($26!).

Silicone wonders can be yours with 30% off everything at Tantus, Friday 11/26 through Sunday 11/28 with code PIPHBF. It’s the perfect time to stock up on quality silicone dildos and plugs!⁴

Tantus makes many things I love, all detailed on this page. My favorite anal toys are the Ryder, Neo, and Juice (all less than $26 in this sale!), and the Ripple Small ($21) is a lovely intro to anal beads. Some excellent dildos are the Magma, Acute, and Sport. The Super Soft C Ring ($8, yo) is also rad.

Kinkly — 25% off high tech toys

Kinkly’s Cyber Sex Week sale is on now! 25% off high tech sex toys. Sale ends December 5th.

LELO — up to 50% off

BEST FOR: the best prices on LELO toys, such as the Siri 2 and Mona 2.

LELO’s offering discounts on many of their toys through Monday 12/6. The clit-pleasing Siri 2 is 40% off, making it only $95 — a FANTASTIC deal considering the adjustability and power of it. The versatile Mona 2 and the lipstick-shaped Mia are 25% off, and the dual-motor Elise 2 is 40% off. I’ve compiled my favorite products of theirs on this page!

Porn, porn, porn!

Get 15% off any subscription level to queer porn site CrashPadSeries.com with code PIPHBF now through Wednesday 12/1! Arguably one of the greatest queer porn sites on the internet, Crash Pad documents hotties of all flavors sexing it up in beautifully-shot harmony. Based on Shine Louise Houston’s dyke sex cult classic The Crash Pad, CrashPadSeries.com is a one-of-a-kind membership site that will affirm your identity AND make you wanna masturbate.

If you’re looking for a smà¶rgà¥sbord of indie, feminist, and queer porn, join PinkLabel.tv and get 15% off your membership there with code PIPHBF through Wednesday 12/1. It’s like the Netflix of indie porn, with videos from independent adult filmmakers around the world for you to stream whenever you want!

Amazon

BEST FOR: your non-sex toy purchases, ’cause you love me.

Amazon is trash, I know. But I also know it can be an accessible place, so if you’re planning to shop there, might I gently cajole you into clearing your browser cookies and using my affiliate link? I even have a special page on Amazon listing all my life and blogging essentials.

Be the coolest sex toy fanatic on the block with your very own lube dispenser, over-the-door sex toy organizer, USB charging station, or plastic storage cart, and masturbate like royalty this winter with a space heater. (Life changing, I tell you.) Hopefully I don’t have to say this but please do not buy sex toys on Amazon.

Other products I love that you should get (for yourself or as gifts): an Oontz bluetooth speaker, a sturdy-ass Camelbak water bottle, THE BEST EVER WINE OPENER, a hilarious game, comfy cat slippers, and a bed TV tray so you can do everything from under the covers, as it should be.