Sex shop floors, once bustling with customers, have morphed into makeshift staging areas for packing online orders. The display dildos... Keep Reading
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy... Keep Reading
One of my favorite dildos — which was tragically discontinued years ago — has risen from the dead! Once known... Keep Reading
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at... Keep Reading
VIXEN MADE A NEW DILDO! Unfortunately, it’s too effing big for my vagina! The Gambler (such a good name) is... Keep Reading
September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva,... Keep Reading
Once upon a time, sex toys were either pink, purple, or a hideous shade of beige I’ve heard described as... Keep Reading
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers... Keep Reading
Yay, the Canadian cuties at Fuze have four new suction cup dildos: Flame, Major (uncut and girthy!), Freddie, and Star.... Keep Reading
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label... Keep Reading
Most important news first, y’all: Fun Factory’s Stronic G is a REVELATION. Like the other Stronics, this toy thrusts all... Keep Reading
FUN FACTORY IS MAKING MENSTRUAL CUPS. YES, THIS DESERVES ALL CAPS. They’re called the Fun Cups. I have used them... Keep Reading
“Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time.” —Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop.... Keep Reading
Buying a sex toy is a snap these days. Simply type “adult shop” into your Yelp app, or enter the... Keep Reading
Progress is slow, yet quick. I’ve had this sex blogging gig long enough to have been around when the first... Keep Reading
We-Vibe is making cock rings! And a butt plug! All of ’em are app-compatible, which makes a lot of sense... Keep Reading
