Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
Um. It’s made of volcanic ash stone. It’s $430. It’s Pure Wand-shaped. And it can go in my vagina anytime,...
Sex shop floors, once bustling with customers, have morphed into makeshift staging areas for packing online orders. The display dildos...
The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative...
Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email...
I like thrusting, if you haven’t noticed, so I am drawn to this new majig from Fun Factory. The Stronic Eins, or...
There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
I don’t even really know the plot of Alice in Wonderland, and yet Erica McLean and Carlos Batts’s upcoming porno...
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have...
November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
I guess I’m an old geezer, because I remember when Ophoria was the brand new sex toy company on the...
Yay, the Canadian cuties at Fuze have four new suction cup dildos: Flame, Major (uncut and girthy!), Freddie, and Star....
