Let’s start with the stuff I’m actually psyched about, eh? Fun Factory has edited their Share double-ended dildo so that it includes a rechargeable vibrating bullet. GIVE TO ME, YES. They also released the Boss dildo, and several battery-operated vibes: Joupie, Jazzie, and Jam. Tenga has also been hard at...
Most important news first, y’all: Fun Factory’s Stronic G is a REVELATION. Like the other Stronics, this toy thrusts all...
Do you dream of being the COOLEST LOVER ON THE BLOCK? Do you regularly mistake torture devices for romantic accoutrements? Want...
February 9th, 2010 Dear diary, today I learned that masturbation while drunk is really fucking annoying. I spent most of...
May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
It looks like Papaya Toys is finally releasing the Ice, a silicone dildo with an acrylic jewel embedded in one...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
I have to restrain myself from getting too excited about this, but Fun Factory is releasing a butt plug that...
November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have...
If you ever need proof of what a little shit I was as a teenager, look no further than the...
...A great shopping experience, products that the retailer stands behind, relevant and accurate information and fast, reliable, inexpensive shipping. Cost is always a factor, but clients are willing to spend money that gives them incredible return on investment. 3. The sales. GURL, SheVibe’s sales are so good I’ve broken my...
I’m a freak. The moment I heard that California Exotic Novelties launched a new website, I flew on over there....
VIXEN MADE A NEW DILDO! Unfortunately, it’s too effing big for my vagina! The Gambler (such a good name) is...
Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made...
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...