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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

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    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    A hand caressing the tattooed leg of a person wearing a strap-on: the New York Collective Shilo dildo.

    Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

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    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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Hot scenes: Roxy Deville + Steven St. Croix

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Hell Yes: Ola

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Wake Up Vibe alarm clock vibrator
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Sex toy news: alarm clock vibrators and progressive misogyny

January 24, 2013
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Um, No: “Joy” Finger

March 2, 2010
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Sex toy news: inclusive marketing and a vibrator with a butt

February 11, 2019
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Hell Yes: Fucking Sculptures

January 7, 2013
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Can online reviewers be sued for defamation?

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What, you don’t want a dildo with your boyfriend’s face on it?

March 10, 2019
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Saying goodbye to Whipspider Rubberworks

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