OH GOD, NO.
DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING.
I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED THE SAME SPIKES TIMES A THOUSAND PLUS VIBRATION.
- A whip and an incognito vibe covered in silicone ticklers SPIKES
- 5.5 insertable inches (14 cm) of silicone-covered, vibrating bliss HELL
- Silicone ticklers are soft TERRIBLE against skin and ultra hygienic WILL LEAVE YOU WITH A BURNING SENSATION
I showed this abomination to a friend, who promptly replied, “whoever thought that was a good idea needs to be euthanized.” This was right before we realized that that person was JOANNA ANGEL, who — I’m pretty sure — has a vagina. And a brain. I don’t even understand.