Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy... Keep Reading
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble... Keep Reading
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s... Keep Reading
Buying a sex toy is a snap these days. Simply type “adult shop” into your Yelp app, or enter the... Keep Reading
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina... Keep Reading
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says... Keep Reading
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only... Keep Reading
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces... Keep Reading
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,... Keep Reading
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This... Keep Reading
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The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand... Keep Reading
I interrupt your regularly-scheduled happiness to bring you perhaps the most innocuously-named stuff of nightmares ever to exist. It is... Keep Reading
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in... Keep Reading
It is no longer good enough for us to have sexcapades, folks — now we must sexpand our sexual horizons with... Keep Reading
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the... Keep Reading
