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Pipedream Original Peter Piper pipe/dildo hybrid against a psychedelic rainbow background.

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Um, No: Peter Piper and Erotic Cigar

So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...

Pleasure... Mitts. Rubbery gloves with spikes all over, because that's hot.

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Um, No: Pleasure/Love Mitts

Do you dream of being the COOLEST LOVER ON THE BLOCK? Do you regularly mistake torture devices for romantic accoutrements? Want...

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Pornfail: Pussy painting

Have you been jonesing for a deep look into the female psyche? Then What Girls Like is the porno for...

Banner for Jack's Blowjob Lessons site, featuring a cartoon dude with a mullet and shades.

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Jack’s Blowjob Lessons: the scam and the take-down

A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....

iVibe Massager phone app

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Review: iVibe Massager phone app

When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...

Two women licking an enormous black butt plug that looks... smudged.

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Pornfail: Mmm, rubber

Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you. That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t...

Why why why why why why. A double-ended dildo, in which one side is cream-colored, and the other is chocolate-colored.

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Um, No: Interracial Double Dong

Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...

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A dude’s solution to the problem of phthalates

Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...

Missionary Positions (2005)

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Movie Night: Missionary Positions

Missionary Positions is a documentary from 2005 about a quaint pair of minister dudes, Craig and Mike, who had a...

Wahl, Hitachi, Rock Box

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Review: Rock Box

Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...

LELO PicoBong Kiki vibrator (photo by Mandi at EROntric, used with permission)

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Review: Kiki

I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...

LELO Lyla remote controlled vibrator, lying in the grass in Maui.

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Review: Lyla

Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...

A lingerie-clad woman holding the Rock 'n' Roll Massager, a leopard-print vibrating make-up case. Essentially.

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Um, No: Rock and Roll Massager

This is all so overwhelming. I want to be clever and make you giggle, but… this website, this product… THERE IS...

A blister pack of four sample sizes of stimulating creams, called "Me So Horny Cream," "Anal Eaze," "Moist," and "Sure Grip." At least they're sample sizes?

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Um, No: Make Her Slap You Kit

This is the most epic recipe for failure ever. Pipedream’s Turn Her On Kit: For the perfect encounter. Everything you...

Split Dildo chillin' next to my coffee and mug warmer.

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Review: Split Dildo

The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...

Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope, which resembles a blue jelly snake with a vibrator attached, with its packaging.

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Um, No: Ecstasy Rope

The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...

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