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Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
Missionary Positions is a documentary from 2005 about a quaint pair of minister dudes, Craig and Mike, who had a...
Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
Bare With Me is a sex game, so unsurprisingly, the box is beyond ridiculous; it features a jungle scene with...
Have you been jonesing for a deep look into the female psyche? Then What Girls Like is the porno for...
Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you. That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t...