I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
I interrupt your regularly-scheduled happiness to bring you perhaps the most innocuously-named stuff of nightmares ever to exist. It is...
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...
A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
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The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
