Your body is not ready for The Final Member. More than once you will feel a sudden, searing lurch in...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
Buying a sex toy is a snap these days. Simply type “adult shop” into your Yelp app, or enter the...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
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The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
I interrupt your regularly-scheduled happiness to bring you perhaps the most innocuously-named stuff of nightmares ever to exist. It is...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
It is no longer good enough for us to have sexcapades, folks — now we must sexpand our sexual horizons with...
