Genre: BisexualDirector: Ed “Twinkle-Toes” Hunter (hey, that’s what it says on the cover…)Length: 2 hours, 33 minutes Cast: Nicole, Rick,...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
Bare With Me is a sex game, so unsurprisingly, the box is beyond ridiculous; it features a jungle scene with...
Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing,...
There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying....
OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...
