Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re doing something different today. It’s a video review!...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
