The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...