For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
