The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
