I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...


















