I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
