You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re doing something different today. It’s a video review!...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
