Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re doing something different today. It’s a video review!...
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...