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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

    Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators

    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

    Review: Zumio E

    New York Toy Collective Jack 2-in-1 FTM stroker & packer

    Guest Review: Jack stroker & packer

    Review: OhMyG

    Review: Caress

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    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Sex toys on top of wrapping paper.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    The current state of Early to Bed in Chicago, with packing materials amidst dildo displays.

    Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

    My column in the high school paper, with the headline "Breaking four years of silence." There is a rainbow gradient effect over the image.

    That time I came out to my entire high school

    My logo on top of a glorious sex toy array, on top of a turquoise vulva-esque backdrop.

    Welcome to the NEW Hey Epiphora!

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    The (not so) harrowing tale of my IUD insertion

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    Epiphora-approved sex toy shops

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    Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

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Review: Doc Johnson TruSkyn

December 10, 2017
I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc... Keep Reading
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Review: Hole Punch Toys

April 9, 2016
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone... Keep Reading
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Review: Boosty

March 5, 2016
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of... Keep Reading
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Review: Geisha Plug and B Balls

July 28, 2015
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea... Keep Reading
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Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Collection (Dusk and Glow)

December 20, 2014
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a... Keep Reading
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Review: Pure Plugs

September 26, 2012
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of... Keep Reading
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Review: Severin

January 23, 2012
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really... Keep Reading
Oh hai, I AM ORANGE. The Tantus Ryder on a wooden floor.
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Review: Ryder

July 26, 2011
There is nothing wrong with the Tantus Ryder. This is a butt plug that means business. It does its job... Keep Reading
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Guest Review: Romp

March 29, 2011
I am unabashed about my love for the NobEssence Romp. I can’t help it if it’s the best butt plug... Keep Reading
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Review: G-Rider

December 16, 2010
I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt.... Keep Reading
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Review: Pfun

March 27, 2010
As my first stainless steel butt plug, it’s kinda funny that the njoy Pfun is meant, well, for the prostate... Keep Reading
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Review: Flexi Felix

March 21, 2010
I’ve been reviewing sex toys for over two years now, so it’s high time I tried some mothafuggin’ anal beads.... Keep Reading
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Review: Luna

August 26, 2009
The first thing you should know about the Jollies / LuzArte Luna is that it is large: 6″ long and... Keep Reading
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Review: Alumina Pace

July 3, 2009
After my disappointing experience with California Exotic’s aluminum butt plugs, Metis Black (president of Tantus) offered to send me Tantus’s... Keep Reading
NobEssence Romp on a concrete surface.
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Review: Romp

June 30, 2009
Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my... Keep Reading
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Review: Aluminum Mini 3″ and 4″

June 9, 2009
There are two surprising things about California Exotic’s Aluminum Mini butt plugs. First, uh, they’re made of aluminum, and since... Keep Reading
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