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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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5 reasons why SheVibe rocks (and you should shop there)

March 11, 2014
It’s no secret that SheVibe is my favorite online sex shop. Launched in 2006, they are perhaps best known for... Keep Reading
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5 reasons you need to buy the Dylan + Danny scene on the Smitten Kitten

December 19, 2011
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing... Keep Reading
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A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 1

February 2, 2010
Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email... Keep Reading
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A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 2

February 4, 2010
Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email... Keep Reading
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A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 3

February 6, 2010
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A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 4

February 8, 2010
Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email... Keep Reading
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A revolutionary cock

November 19, 2008
Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made... Keep Reading
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All the names I dropped on Sex Out Loud radio

April 4, 2014
It occurred to me, 30 minutes after my interview with Tristan Taormino for Sex Out Loud Radio aired today (and... Keep Reading
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Cal Exotic inches toward integrity

February 21, 2009
I’m a freak. The moment I heard that California Exotic Novelties launched a new website, I flew on over there.... Keep Reading
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Can online reviewers be sued for defamation?

September 12, 2013
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have... Keep Reading
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Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

April 11, 2020
Sex shop floors, once bustling with customers, have morphed into makeshift staging areas for packing online orders. The display dildos... Keep Reading
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Discontinuation alert: Vixen neon dildos

October 29, 2013
I HATE WRITING POSTS LIKE THIS, but you guys deserve to know before it’s too late. These beauties from Vixen... Keep Reading
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Get an Ophoria Beyond 3 before it’s too late

August 30, 2012
I guess I’m an old geezer, because I remember when Ophoria was the brand new sex toy company on the... Keep Reading
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Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

December 20, 2022
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to... Keep Reading
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Goodbye, Jollies

June 21, 2011
I suspected it was coming when I saw the Jollies toys disappearing from the stores. Everything becoming out of stock.... Keep Reading
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Hell Yes: Alice

February 23, 2010
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