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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

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    Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

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    That time I came out to my entire high school

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    Welcome to the NEW Hey Epiphora!

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The Coming Out Interviews, pt. 2: Mom, I’m a sex blogger

January 22, 2019
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at... Keep Reading
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5 reasons why SheVibe rocks (and you should shop there)

March 11, 2014
It’s no secret that SheVibe is my favorite online sex shop. Launched in 2006, they are perhaps best known for... Keep Reading
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Can online reviewers be sued for defamation?

September 12, 2013
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Interview in XBIZ Premiere magazine!

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February 4, 2010
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