TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up... Keep Reading
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying... Keep Reading
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at... Keep Reading
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since... Keep Reading
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and... Keep Reading
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out... Keep Reading
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to... Keep Reading
“Glamorous” is not at all a word I would use to describe my life, yet the world continues thinking my... Keep Reading
For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, I’m making the panel I was on, “Will... Keep Reading
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have... Keep Reading
This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I... Keep Reading
So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free... Keep Reading
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to... Keep Reading
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay... Keep Reading
Click to embiggen. Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the... Keep Reading
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite... Keep Reading
