There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
It seems insane to me, but in about a month, I will be graduating from college. It is terrifying and,...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free...
This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying...
