Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, I’m making the panel I was on, “Will...
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have...
This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I...
So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
