I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to find myself in spot #5....
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
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Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying...