The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me....
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, I’m making the panel I was on, “Will...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
