TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...
This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying...
It seems insane to me, but in about a month, I will be graduating from college. It is terrifying and,...
Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free...
I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me....
My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have...
