So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to find myself in spot #5....
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have...
So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, I’m making the panel I was on, “Will...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...
