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Avatar prototype

This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
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Policing sex toy reviews?

So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to find myself in spot #5....
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Legend for my header

Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
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A decade of sex blogging. Cupcake butt plug and Shilo.
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A decade of sex blogging

The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
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Holding the key to dildo mansion.
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15 things I learned buying a house as a sex blogger

Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
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My logo on top of a glorious sex toy array, on top of a turquoise vulva-esque backdrop.
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Welcome to the NEW Hey Epiphora!

TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...
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Why I won’t be coming out any time soon

My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
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Welcome to my life. Sex toys all around, a laptop, measuring tape, coffee, batteries...
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Where to go from here

Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
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Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.
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Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
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Sex toy reviewer spread: camera, laptop, to-do list, and sex toys everywhere.
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The secret truth about sex toy reviewing

“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
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A keyboard spelling out "SEX." Because sex blogging = a rearranged keyboard, duh.
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I blog about sex. That is not an invitation.

Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
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A milestone. A huge one.

I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
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A keyboard spelling out "SEX." Because sex blogging = a rearranged keyboard, duh.
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PSA: Not everything I say is sexual

I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
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The perks of tweeting

I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me....
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Sex toys drying on the kitchen counter.
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A day in the life of a sex toy reviewer

...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
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Fun Factory G-Twist
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A touch of whimsy

I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

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A circle of people wearing harnesses and dildos, arranged in a circle and shot from above. Dildos pointing into the middle.

Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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Greatest Hits

Shiri Zinn Cupcake vibrator, and the tools to dismantle the patriarchy. (Fork and knife.)

Review: Cupcake

Strapless strap-on dildos. Tantus Feeldoe More, Tantus Realdoe Stout, Fun Factory ShareVibe, Happy Valley Tango.

Why I don’t like strapless strap-on dildos

The Eroscillator standing proudly on a table, with the Ultra Soft Fingertip attachment (marshmallow) on it.

Review: Eroscillator

We-Vibe Rave rechargeable app-compatible G-spot vibrator on a reflective table.

Review: Rave

Vintage vibrators: the Polar Cub Electric Vibrator (top), Oster Massagett, and Vanguard Vibro-Massager.

Review: Vintage vibrators

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