I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to find myself in spot #5....
This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, I’m making the panel I was on, “Will...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying...
So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
