“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have...
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I...
It seems insane to me, but in about a month, I will be graduating from college. It is terrifying and,...
I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me....
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
