This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to find myself in spot #5....
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...
My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me....
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...