Sex toy news: epic girth and vibrating tendrils

Jawbreaker anal beads, thrusting toys, wooden dildos, a vibrator with tendrils, and much more!

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Vixen Creations VixSkin Gambler dildo

VIXEN MADE A NEW DILDO! Unfortunately, it’s too effing big for my vagina! The Gambler (such a good name) is nearly 3″ in diameter — an epic challenge of girth.

Vixen Creations jawbreaker anal beads and galaxy Hitachi attachment

Vixen has also been quietly adding special edition versions of their toys to their site, including anal beads that look like jawbreakers, a galaxy-swirled Hitachi attachment, and colorful pop art inspired Mustangs. Very cute!

What a coincidence: around the same time I roasted Aneros’ Evi for being a useless blob, they’ve announced a vibrating version. Insert pondering emoji.

Chakrubs' Forest line of wooden dildos

Crystal dildo maker Chakrubs has expanded into wood. Pretty, but way way too pricey.

We-Vibe merged with Womanizer. My initial reaction was concern, but perhaps this will be a good thing? Since the merge, Womanizer has refined the styling of their new toys (the Classic), so perhaps We-Vibe’s aesthetic is rubbing off on them. I would welcome that.

Fun Factory Stronic Surf and Stronic Real Pulsators

Fun Factory released two new Stronic toys — the ridged Surf and semi-realistic Real — rounding out their selection of more petite Stronics. They also updated the motor in the Laya II, and much to my delight, it’s a hell of an improvement.

Jimmyjane's "Intimate Care" line of kegel balls and menstrual cups

Oh lordy, Jimmyjane has a new “Intimate Care” line of kegel balls and menstrual cups. As a menstrual cup fanatic, I know I can’t talk too much shit. But as a Jimmyjane dissenter, I am rolling my eyes so hard. They are such bandwagon jumpers.

Screaming O Tri-It! Charged vibrator and its... tendrils

Sweet news from Clone-a-Willy: they’ll be releasing a Clone-a-Pussy with added masturbation sleeve! Line up for your custom masturbators now, folks.

Screaming O’s new stuff includes a remote-controlled butt plug and a vibe with a tip that splits off into little… tendrils? Or, uh, if you ask their marketing, “three strategic points of contact.” That’s a nice way of saying tendrils.