When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want... Keep Reading
Jimmyjane
Jimmyjane is a higher-end vibrator company. I consider them the pretentious hipster in the room among sex toy companies. They like to give vibrators to celebs and offer $35,000 private jet packages. Their Little Chroma is one of the biggest scams in the industry.
Also… the fucking Rumble Seat.
One of my favorite dildos — which was tragically discontinued years ago — has risen from the dead! Once known... Keep Reading
VIXEN MADE A NEW DILDO! Unfortunately, it’s too effing big for my vagina! The Gambler (such a good name) is... Keep Reading
September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva,... Keep Reading
Yay, the Canadian cuties at Fuze have four new suction cup dildos: Flame, Major (uncut and girthy!), Freddie, and Star.... Keep Reading
FUN FACTORY IS MAKING MENSTRUAL CUPS. YES, THIS DESERVES ALL CAPS. They’re called the Fun Cups. I have used them... Keep Reading
WE-VIBE HAS A NEW TOY OUT AND I’M SCREAMING ABOUT IT. It’s a squishy, oversized bugger called Wish that’s packed with... Keep Reading
Easily the most exciting news this time around comes from Doxy, who previewed several shiny bullet vibes at ETO, both... Keep Reading
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept... Keep Reading
Vixen has released a peculiar dildo called the VixenAire Mustang. It inflates when you apply pressure to the base. I... Keep Reading
What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you.... Keep Reading
Fun Factory has a whole host of new stuff! There’s Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an... Keep Reading
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,... Keep Reading
If it seems like it’s been 5,000 years since Jimmyjane released something new, it has. Now, they have graced us... Keep Reading
Vibratex has released a series of rechargeable mini vibes called The Girls. Princessa looks just freakish enough for me to... Keep Reading
The BIG! NEWS! of the moment is LELO’s latest product, the Ora. It’s basically a re-imagined SaSi, which I gotta... Keep Reading
