Sex toy news: uncut dildos and a rechargeable Hitachi
If it seems like it’s been 5,000 years since Jimmyjane released something new, it has. Now, they have graced us with the Hello Touch X (rechargeable now, with an electrostim mode because uh?) and Form 5 (a weird mouth with flappy lips because uh?). [Update: I reviewed both, and they’re terrible.]
The Fun Factory Bouncerlooks boring as fuck. But it actually has inner balls that roll around, like kegel beads or their B Balls. I am into this idea.
If you ever felt like your Fleshlight was too close to corpse temperature for comfort, you can now warm it up with this insert.
I am continually laughing at Pipedream’s new iSex line (I’m not linking because Pipedream). Calling something iSex and making it stark white is definitely ~up with the times~. All the toys are USB-powered, so you can stay tethered to your true lover (the computer) at all times.
A reader emailed me about this crowdfunding campaign surprised by “how not stupid” the accompanying video was. I love how low the bar has become.