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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

    Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators

    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

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    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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Hitachi Magic Wand

The sex toy formerly known as the Hitachi, now the Magic Wand Original, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Plus, and Magic Wand Mini. When I first got this toy in 2008, it left me with an itchy vulva and indifference. Now, especially in its rechargeable form, I really like it.

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