We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees...
Hitachi Magic Wand
The legendary sex toy formerly known as the Hitachi, now the Magic Wand Original, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Plus, and Magic Wand Mini. When I got the original version in 2008, it left me with an itchy vulva and indifference. Now, especially in its rechargeable form, I adore it.
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
2016 has been a trying, infuriating, exhausting year, and it seems trivial to jump straight to sex toys without acknowledging...
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most...
What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you....
DING — orgasm delivery! That pile of vibrators over there is soon to be distributed to five lucky winners: Elsie, Angel,...
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
This is the 600th post on this blog. I got all sentimental when I hit 500 posts, so this time I’m going...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
If it seems like it’s been 5,000 years since Jimmyjane released something new, it has. Now, they have graced us...
April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...
